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I mean, I think I'd be working even if I wasn't getting paid.
I don't know if she told you, but...
Don't you dare bring Troy into this.
Darlin', I love you and I hate to break your plate,
Got a pothead mama Got a cokehead dad
Stay
We could live forever
- Ah! - Who's this Michael guy?
He's weird, he's strange, he's sloppy, he's a total nightmare for women.
I knew this was gonna happen!
mainly due to some calls to a 1-900 number.
Keepin' it a mystery You get to me
- Hello. - Lelaina?
- Forget it. You're probably thinking... - No!
that he still has to pay some rent around here.
Is it for drugs?
- Something's happened. - Oh, no! They've discovered NutraSweet
I’m not gonna sit here and listen to to some strange ethical argument about a damn car
One of my friends tested positive.
screaming that I used to know you, and you'll be there
Lelaina, you're looking a little peaked.
No, you're not, Vick. I know you can do it.
Laney, have you seen a pack of guitar strings?
I've never been in an experience like this before.
Ohh, no, Sammy. Jesus.
The story of my life
Do you know where all radio comes from?
I guess it was a little slow and they cut it up a little...
And I'm the new character. The HIV-AIDS character and I live in the building.
but times are hard.
Hello?
Oh. Well, here's the research that I did. You might want to read it,
Well, don't, all right? Don't.
'cause I surrendered the one thing that means shit to me?
What happened was that, um,
- I swore I'd never get married. - I want passion.
'Cause I missed you
Get a Ford.
- Not if you have Daddy's little gas card. - You shut up!
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona
Right now I need someone who understands what my music and the band mean to me.
Oh! Yeah! I'll be right there!
I can't not be friends with you, okay?
Why can't I get just one, huh
Please? You won't be sorry.
And don't go thinkin' for yourself either, Laney.
until I'm granted leave with my gold-plated watch and my balls full of tumors,
Till I'm going, going, gone
Yeah. There's a surgeon in Paris who'll just remove it...
- My parents got divorced... - My parents got divorced...
If I could bottle the sexual tension between Bonnie Franklin and Schneider,
Why can't I get just one, huh
Evian is naive spelled backwards.
I let you move in here when you had no job, no money,
and a brief justification for the ontological necessity
Gun it comin' off of the line, Sharona
Yeah, this girl is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
I will not have Ms. Pierce on staff.
Beg or steal or borrow
Now I know that I did something wrong
Do you know?
Drink up, man.
You'll know when you come back to me
I am a homosexual.
Mmm.
in what is destined to be greatness.
Come on. This is just... You know I didn't mean it.
Good times Anytime you need a friend
'Cause I missed you
You seem very sweet, and you seem to like Dr. Zaius.
Okay, okay. Um, I guess I'm proud of that.
You know what? We're already late.
I hear you call I will run
Look, she's got real talent, and I want to put her on staff.
Hey, you may run into Michael. He lives here.
There's nothing right now.
I mean... I mean, uh, seriously, you're...
You're high. Why don't you go take a walk outside and get some fresh air?
My mother goes to the bathroom with the door open.
It is fair to say that maybe
I care about you and I want to make you happy...
- The answer is simple. - We're on the road to nowhere
That won't take me anyhow or anywhere with you
And where you're meant to be
You and me? Five bucks? Good conversation?
this isn't gonna work out.
sleeping with a yuppie-head cheeseball on the first date.