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Well, Miss Poster Girl for The Workers Party,
And whether you know it or not, you're on the inside track to Loserville, USA,
Personally, I've always had an odd preference for very, very young girls.
I am calmly reading.
Is there a support group I can join to come to terms with my own homophobia?
Yes, I'm only a bill
understand why things just can't go back to normal
No, listen, I'm sorry. That's what this is all about.
That was... That was really...
You find me attractive, sitting here, eating brownies?
No. No, it's not for drugs. I was... I lost my job.
Yes, there is. A group which is named P-FLAG,
Just hang on. I'm gonna get you some money. I'm gonna be down there in a few days.
I always forget them, but I know I've had them.
We're never gonna have rent problems again.
- Hey, hey! All righty. Whoo! - Thanks for coming.
You don't even know. I'm sitting here
I can't believe you don't remember Frampton Comes Alive.
Feeling okay this morning
with us today is Libby Cumba, author of this book.
And our first step is this remarkable piece by Lelaina.
Lover is crying 'cause the other won't stay
I just feel like maybe I deserve another shot here.
He was an illustrious office cleaner.
They cut up everything that meant anything to me!
Is that what you want to hear? Is it?
You know? We're not like, uh, intelligence...
I'm gonna call you back. Wait. What?
Ah. Why?
Lelaina, this is your dad.
Uh, uh, being a total prick...
Do you know what I mean? Like, just for one moment, everything is great?
- A very stong work ethic. Ask anyone. - Good. Good.
Good morning!
You know what I think, Denell?
What's been goin' on Now that you have gone
Hey. Look, I'm sorry for everything I said.
Me, being impatient with the counting.
Hold on, Denell. Mmm. Hold on.
It was a little loud in the club.
It's like the chicken or the egg, both of them working together...
Laney.
Oh, brownies, brownies! Oh! Oh! I love brownies! My name's...
Come a little closer, hon I'll be your hunk
I'm only hearin' negative No, no, no, no
Oh, um, I don't know. I just bought it.
No bed of roses
- causes you to grow a third eye. - Oh, Jesus!
My father's dying of prostate cancer, so I don't trouble him much for gifts.
People don’t know… they don’t know what it takes
"If I don’t know where to go, I’ll get there."
Every time I sneeze, it's like I'm four sneezes away from the hospice.
riding on his melted cheese sandwich and everything...
Ho-ho. Mmm.
Okay, Mom? Please?
Think fast.
I am not acting like anything.
Hi.
I teach everybody it's okay to be near me, it's okay to talk to me.
We're not sure where our lives are goin'
- Welcome to the maxi-pad. - Yeah, with the new Dri-Weave.
Gonna be all right
It's not like Mr. Roper's gonna burst in. I'll just stay on the couch.
Uh, hold on. It's some Michael character?
- Bye. - Michael throws a party. Sammy, let's go.
You want to turn it in Turn it into heaven
Michael? Um,
Not since I graduated. No. But yeah, yeah.
So I turn the radio on I turn the radio up
your friends would be perfect for that, like that guy Troy?
Um, sorry. Just...
who you lookin' for out here?
in the privacy of your own home.
'cause they never see anything that's really smart
I'm thinkin' about you every second. Hello?
- Hello, can you hear me? - No, Michael, I'm losing you.
I... You know what it is, though? It's that I...
I can find an intern who'll do your job for free, like that.
And...
We all know you slept your way to the podium.
You know, I gotta go to New York on Wednesday
in the production of videotapes, all right?
Oh, well, I have a job interview.
I missed you
What Hey, That's My Bike would like to do eventually as a band
- Are you all alone? - Not anymore.
I gotta go.
A random lottery of meaningless tragedy in a series of near-escapes.
Ten seconds. Nine, eight, seven,
Just don't touch anything else, and I think we'll be fine.
A harbor in the tempest
I wanna be in there, too. I wanna feel miserable
You got fired?
back in Clever-Cleverland.
Well, should I get married Should I be good
If I don't know...
and they're like brother and sister at this point.