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But he did get me a starring role in a top TV show as an extra.
Du bist Bruno, dove of peace
Yo, man. Fuck, man. Welcome to the jungle.
We won't go there, please.
Hello, I apologise for the state of the room.
Because some of them don't even dress no different than myself or you.
Play it back. Talking about what? His asshole.
-What is that? -Someone's scared.
-Thirty pounds. -Yes. Approximately.
Great! Das is all maximum Santzgaut!
it's called Future Kinder. People who are pregnant,
GIVE IT UP FOR SKINNEE JAY!!!
that I should do if I want to become straight?
Make this bed. Hurry up. Make the bed.
Sorry.
What are obvious things that we can look for?
"Hello. Hello.
Don't call me gay!
-Mike. Bruno. -Bruno.
What is that?
My stinker is slightly burning. Is that normal?
despite having an eyeful of Schpunken.
That's not the baby's name, is it?
and then, like, which one now?
Is that your boy? He's pretty.
mit a pygmy flight attendant called Diesel.
Okay, great.
-How are you? -Great. Thank you for having me.
-Only if you lose the reed. -Okay.
This is TAC Alley. TAC Officer's...
the first thing I did was brick up the back door.
Didn't see anything.
-In? -In a huge Hollywood movie.
Yeah, well, get out of it. Your finger's in my alley.
And the most exciting and amazing thing in the town,
O.J.
-Hurry up! -Hurry up! Let's go!
and I have known him personally for most of that time.
-Let's keep it at that then. -Cool.
I'm from Austria.
You're telling me, honey.
O.J.! Give me my baby back!
Are you ready to make that change?
I feel this is the biggest step you'll ever make in your lifetime.
You're doing a great job.
I’d rather poke my eyes out with hot needles
Yes. Thank you.
Yeah, wait a second.
-Why not? -Because you out. You humiliate me.
True that. True that.
All right, this is...
Is that in, like, Iraqi or something like that?
Oh, my gosh.
You must produce a lot of milk.
Hello? Engineering.
but the team that do it were booked up for the next 4 days
my weekly grooming
That's the first shot.
Thank you.
Where are you from?
Yeah, that is good.
I wanna speak to Milli
-What happened? -He's queer. He's crazy.
And they're asking... They've been staying at the hotel for a while
that I hope is gonna bring the world together with her rendition of John Lennon's Imagine!
-I'm Donny. -Bruno.