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No, actually, his name is Jesus. Jesus is in this room right now.
One is just as easy as the other to defend against.
that if you've got a gun on you, you're gonna pull it out
Is your baby fine with antiquated heavy machinery?
the network's obviously gonna be very interested. So take a look.
I was going to go to the salon that maintains Salma Hayek's inner thighs,
where I'll be surrounded just by straight guys?
Yeah, if you sit here.
How do you protect yourself from a dildo?
-Loves it. -Good.
-For an iPod. -What?
Lose the beards, because your King Osama
Obvious is a person that's being extremely nice to them to start with.
You know, I really don't want to wake up tomorrow morning und find
Being the host from Funkyzeit
Und worst of all...
You'd have to borrow the needles from me.
Most likely.
Straight pride.
compelled him to accept hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes.
Yes, ma'am? Stand up, please. Go ahead.
once in this for all 2022
You're confusing Hamas with hummus, I believe.
And you chose to dress that baby up in a T-shirt that says what?
-If he gives his permission... -What?
That... I wouldn't do that either because it would remind you of the former lifestyle.
-Why would he look you in the eyes? -No, no. Just for concentration.
What's reverse cowgirl?
Me und Lloyd, we haven't actually spoke since the other day
Creating love is my mission
-Hi. -Did he not try to pull
Does she always have to be in a car seat, or can she just, like, freestyle it?
Who called me a faggot?
Maximum Santzgaut!
Bruno had backstage access for the hottest show of the week, de la Prada.
This is cowgirl.
All right, God damn it.
Ich arrived in LA
The footage went everywhere, und Bruno became uber famous.
that I hope is gonna bring you two together
You're like a Latino Paul Giamatti.
-I want to lock this, lock this leg here. -Touching.
-No, I want... -Then quit fucking touching me
without someone stopping you and taking that baby out of your possession.
Also, ich headed to my first meeting mit a Hollywood uber agent.
He's the white Obama
Yeah, Brian, I need you up here on 20 immediately.
I'm here with Congressman Ron Paul,
Once again, "Can you take my finger, your finger out of my ass,"
Am I going to be able to meet her before we actually start?
All right. So how did you find your son?
Okay, then.
I'm pretty freaking flipping right now.
Because that would harm my body. That would hurt...
So I was very pained to learn that
Funkyzeit is uber influential.
Your dog when you’re having sex
Something maybe a bit more crazy.
-Should we just go again? -Okay.
Man, there's nothing like just working out
-Come in. -Can you tell me what's going on?
Are you ready for some man-slamming action?
I did not press it.
Let's see the next picture.
a very interesting example of how it's gonna play out.
Also, Bruno just needed to find the hottest world tragedy to fix.
to get your baby from? Is your baby from Australia?
Okay, well, listen, one other thing.
That's not a salute.