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Why are you telling me this?
- Should we tell everyone? - No.
- What is that? - Uh, I'm at band practice.
Hey, what's up? I'm on my way back.
Hey, so where am I right now?
Do you have a date for homecoming?
Launch for intercept. Green light. Green light.
That's awesome.
- Why? - Why?
- What? - I need a new backpack.
Why are you here? You don't have detention.
maybe your wife would like to know where you really get your money from.
- Is he here too? - In the toilet? No, he's upstate.
me right now
♪ And it made me cry ♪
You know what?
Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch...
Because I want you to understand.
Thankfully, no one was seriously injured thanks to the Spider-Man.
I thought you'd be more handsome in person. Iron Man.
You're welcome.
No!
Things are never gonna be the same now.
Hey, thanks for bailing on me.
Sometimes it leads to very little...
Oh, this feels so weird.
How do you do this and the Stark internship?
UK - US Relations Post Afghanistan
Whoa, cool. It's like some kind of matter phase shifter.
Yeah, but then that's it.
Yeah.
No one. Just making a little video of the trip.
None of this would've ever happened if you hadn't even listened to me yourself since!. None of this would've ever happened if you hadn't even listened to me yourself since!.
- Oh, no. - My friends are up there.
He's so stressed out lately.
Return to the ground immediately.
Activate Taser web!
Maybe. How much did it hurt?
God, this is stupid. What am I doing?
So where's your pal Spider-Man?
- Open the door for her. - Mm-hm.
- Do Avengers have to pay taxes? - Shh!
- Underoos! - Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go.
The spider's dead, Ned.
Your wife keeps texting you. Something about a brake light.
My friends are in there! Stop!
I'm fine. May, I'm okay. Honestly, just relax. I'm fine.
You're the Spider-Man.
I just want to thank you for letting me be part of your journey...
um, a rebellious group activity the day before competition is good for morale.
Okay, okay. I got what you need, all right?
I don't know. Some guy tried to vaporize me with it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait.
Uh, Mr. Stark.
So she doesn't. Good.
♪ I saw your eyes ♪
May?
We have thin walls here.
Nothing. Look, it's just the Academic Decathlon.
I ain't hauling it.
Thought you loved larb.
Look out for the cloaking cameras. Stay in the blind spots.
Hey...
What the shock?!
Oh, I'm not here.
- Big guy, quit moving around. - I'm sorry, sir.
That's awesome. How many pieces?
looking...
Suit lady, where am I?
Different story, right? Because that's on you.
I wasn't sure. I thought, "Really?" But I get it now.
- There's a lot of glass here. - You got this.
Yes!
Hey, look, I, uh...
That's not Spider-Man. That's just Ned in a red shirt.
Hey.
I'm all in on this. I could lose my house.
You walk through those doors, you forget any of this happened...
Whoa...
No records found for two of the individuals.
Aah! Unh!
♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪
Whoa, whoa.
When you're ready...
The safety systems are completely failing.
Maybe next time, don't overextend yourself.
Nice shot!
Detecting three individuals.
Yeah, don’t you watch the news? Tony sold Avengers Tower.
You guys look so pretty.
But it's, um...
Um...
What?
Can I be the one to tell Peter he's expelled?
- You can edit it. - Mm-hm.
Ah, thank you.
I can't believe that worked. Whoa!
That's the right answer.
...
I don't have any other clothes.
Okay. Uh, hold on, hold on.
You know, it's never too early to start thinking about college.
I know Peter's way too busy for parties anyway, so...
We'll go to the lab after class and run tests.
You have reached the voice-mail box of:
He... He was just, like:
the Department of Damage Control, will oversee the collection...
Like, what if he's seriously burned?
Black Widow. Whoa, who's that new guy?
You're in the most secure facility on the Eastern Seaboard.
If there's anything I can do to help...
- Oh. - Just get out of here.
- Can I please talk to Mr. Stark? - Stay away from anything dangerous.
So how's school?
Don't cut me off when I'm complimenting you.
- You ain't ever done this before, huh? - Deactivate Interrogation Mode.
I'd say we should hang out, but I'm gonna be in detention for...
I finished designing that high-altitude vacuum seal.
I do. When you first came to the house...
It's dangerous. Don't let it go through an x-ray.
♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪
He'd be all, "Good job on those spreadsheets, Peter.
I'm sorry I made you worry.
They can't be out on the streets.
Know what?
Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man?
Oh.
The guy with wings is the source of the weapons. I gotta take him down.
Tracker located.
First, we put the glowy thing in the mass spectrometer.
when i say amber you say turd
Yeah.
Come on up. Come on, you guys, stay back.
Oh.
- It's no big deal. - Hey, hey. I'll decide if it's no big deal.
- He was filming. I'm gonna wipe the chip. - Okay.
Not larby enough.
You took some E and missed Headliner.
Did you not hear her?
- Taking it all in, Michelle? - Oh, yeah, I just, um...
Look, I have a city contract to salvage all this, okay, with the city, so...
You're okay. You're okay.
It's required by the state. Let's do it.
Hmm?
because...
- Remember me? - Hey...
- We'll call you. - Do you have my numbers?
What the hell just happened? What was that?
- That's insane. - I know. You want to build it tonight?