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Long Live Michael McDonald!
But, Peter, why would you want to harm a fellow American citizen?
God's gonna hunt you down and give you AIDS
and then try to punish us when we demand to be treated like human beings.
Me at Bottoms Up last night
Mom, how come when we see these guys on the street corner
- I said umbrella. - It's not umbrella.
Wow, these DVD's are only 99 cents apiece.
so I brought along Michael McDonald to help us out.
and then go get settled down at the servants' quarters.
Do you suppose she'll be everything we've dreamed?
- I got you now, mouse. - Yeah? Well, up your ass, cat.
Peter, I don't think that Lou Diamond Phillips is Japanese.
Not so bad? We're sharing a tool shed with seven other families.
until they have a respectable collection.
When you say USA
- I don't wanna. - You work for me. Now, drink it.
- Yes, sir. - All right, I wanna see it.
I mean, this is an American company.
Peter, how was your first day?
Quickly! Quickly! Quickly! Run Fast! Quickly! - Rapid Dave
but, someday, we will return to Mexico because our heritage is rich and glorious.
Is funny because they all do!
I come in anyway.