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- I am Groot. - Uh-huh.
We are beyond such things.
I know I have to go
Oh...
Drax...
Over the millions and millions of years of my existence...
You best be very careful what you say about our captain.
It's time for the Ravagers...
One of Earth's greatest musical compositions. Perhaps its very greatest.
I did it because I wanted to!
It is my purpose...
only you carried the connection to the light.
Cheers, Sam and Diane...
The sea calls upon him as history calls upon great men.
I can make a stubborn person compliant.
Perhaps its very greatest.
Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community.
Well, we got these.
Right.
- What is that? - Who cares?
They killed all my friends.
That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry!
I too am extraordinarily humble
Groot!
Music by John Powell
You hate me?
you're gonna show up, and all of a sudden...
I was afraid it wouldn't take to the soil...
they exiled me.
He didn't steal some of those.
They came.
- Release the quadrant! - Aye, Captain!
I thought Yondu was your father.
When I flawless Alex's level 4 batman with my own level 30 batman
of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.
You are a fool if you deprive yourself a hand in combat.
You're gonna live out the rest of your days
He didn't have the beautiful voice of an angel...
You'd think an evil supervillain would learn how to properly lie.
What? We've been together this whole time...
Invasive species.
I don't give a damn what you think of me!
There is a cut on its neck.
And he stole batteries he didn't need.
Why are you destroying our chance?
how when I was a kid I used to pretend
Shut up and get me some tape!
Gamora is not the one for you, Quill.
No offense, but your employees are a bunch of jerks.
I will buy a warship
Disgusting?
Yeah!
again and again, and again, never once refraining.
Awesome!
Promises, promises.
If you think...
Get over it.
I first met my beloved at a war rally.
I'm a flea with a purpose.
because of you.
What are they called again?
in a prison on Xandar...
Because I'm wise?
He lies awake at night thinking about his progeny.
- and they're trying to kill us. - Exactly!
David Hasselhoff?
This is what I say before I eat:
I am truly not obese!
I must cut through it from the inside.
A spacesuit and an aero-rig.
And that is when I came...
who doesn't trust anybody!
I had Yondu deliver some of them to me.
What is it?
Dude! Seriously!
and all the accompanying junk.
But you know, Peter, it is a tremendous responsibility.
I demand a seat at the table!
Why do you have so much luggage?
You got it?
Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know what you were talkin' about.
Anulax batteries.
I think...
You will never love me again
Disgusting?
What?
An unorthodox genealogy.
You must be so embarrassed!
Yeah, like what?
I assure you...
They will serve as a warning...
Give me your hands, son.
Not if you have a purpose, Peter...
In the captain's quarters, there's a prototype fin...
Groot, put your seatbelt on!
You were the one who wanted to win. And I just wanted a sister!
I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship.
Out of all my spawn...
That activates it.
It's really a shame the Sovereign have mistaken your intentions...
I need to fulfill life's one true purpose...
Rocket, get it to look up.
Did you make a penis?
"besides just me," I thought.
I have never felt such humor!
In these times of hardship...
It hurts?
I can still hear you saying
was not so that I could walk among that life.
but, actually, you're the most scared of all.
What were you thinking?!
We're all gonna die.
Um... Captain?
Are you kidding me?
Yondu was the guy who abducted me...
Is Quill back?
I couldn't stand to set foot on an Earth...