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You were insufferable to begin with.
It's been some time.
What are you laughing at me for?
- and she was sitting next to him. - I knew you were lying!
Yondu?
Not a magic boat. A talking car.
Otherwise, you'd what?
What the hell you doing, boy?
They were not looking at you funny.
The most melodic song in the world could be playing.
I am Grote
Not without Quill!
As a child, my father would have Gamora and me
I can still hear you saying
what I sought.
Slow down, drama queen.
I'm taking it.
You betrayed the code!
Drax, do you have any tape?
Look how cute it is when it's all riled up.
There.
This is mutiny!
The crabby puppy is so cute. He makes me wanna die!
What's going on?
Excuse me.
- Ego? - Yeah.
Happy Birthday Brandie!!!
and lead it to where it needs to go.
I can still hear you saying
So, stop (using censored bad word and bleeping) thee off!. So, stop (using censored bad word and bleeping) thee off!.
The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself.
So unbelievably uncool.
ME when KAREN DOESNT WATCH RICK AND MORTY
me when my friend isn’t at school
It's what everybody's listening to on Earth nowadays.
I was being sarcastic!
Who does she think she is?
At that time, I was a Federal Express man.
What are you talking about?
How is that even possible?
You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.
How?
Tapeface!!!
Help me! Please!
I am Groot.
Groot, get out of the way! You're gonna get hurt!
Hey! Let me...
What insect doesn’t sleep?
Can we put the bickering on hold...
There are little girls like you...
I am Groot.
And I can use the light to build cool things...
Except maybe you.
Yes! It's okay.
Oh, my God.
- I am Groot. - Mmm-hmm.
michael got the pinus
We're here to save Quill.
When I give my head chef free reign to to come up with today’s special
You look exactly alike.
My river lily who knew all the words to every song that came over the radio.
The point is, we ain't stupid enough to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy!
And I knew if I returned a fourth...
No, we need to stop it.
You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag.
Avengers: Endgame... ...I reckon.
Yes, Scotch tape would work.
You look like motherfucking Mary Poppins
I put a tracer on your ship back there...
Now there's a way
where's my penis
You left me there while you stole that stone for yourself.
I'm not into that kind of casual...
What is that thing?
"Taserface!"
It is heresy of the highest order.
You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you.
Now, whatever you do...
you didn't want to know because it made you rich.
You would never break the chain
This is mutiny!
And that I did.
We're done for without that generator!
I am not as easy a mark as an old man without his magic stick...
Did you ask Nebula?
No!
What?
and all the animals on the planets.
That's my underwears.
- I've had it with you! - No! Back up!
There's no way for them to know we're here. Let's go.
We. Are. Groot.
We'll wire you the 10% once we's paid.
Hey There Jackass Tai Lung Buraki Kazar The Wild 2006 Ice Age Kung Fu Panda Dragon Wars D-War 2007
Fight a what?
I've been flying this rig since I was 10 years old.
and he's not gonna know...
Ain't so tough now without all your toys...
Well, I came back, didn't I?
Oh...
I was not alone in the universe after all.
I'm not trying...
and you would be a liar. So, by not saying it...
with a bunch of severed human toes.
But what I did not tell you was how, when I finally did find it...
whatever you say.