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Oh, God.
My life, my love
You don't have to believe in yourself...
If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you!
Yeah!
who could squeeze into places adults couldn't.
Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over.
Hey!
New plan. We're killing you first.
Stop pretending you aren't what you are.
Oh, no!
That's Ego's core.
Peter Say You Killed My Mother! Lord Shen Kill Po Mother Panda (神兽金刚 神獸金剛 기가트라이브 ริวจิไฟว์)
Some sort of protective shell.
Find a girl, settle down
And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there!
By Looking Glass?
Mmm-hmm.
the very planet you walk on now.
but I suppose you'll have to learn
just because I wanted to win.
You broke all our hearts.
There's something I must tell you.
Not long after.
My father would tell the story
Blame Quill. He's the one who loves music so much.
you.
This is whatever the show is where one person is willing...
I'm the one what sticks up for you!
Hey, remember that Ayesha chick?
My lady is the sea
They blew out the generator.
High Priestess, the Council is waiting.
Over thousands of years...
so hard...
Just relax. Concentrate.
is yell at each other. You are not friends.
My mother told everyone my father was from the stars.
That was being funny!
because she wants
Now, you need to readjust the way you process life.
their own little baby, into slavery.
perhaps it will provide you solace
which is why you're here.
are you?
You were all I had.
Where is the other half of our ship?
We need to get off this planet.
But you left...
Hey, twig!
Brandy, you're a fine girl
But what?
Don't Screw With The Sovereign
I am Groot.
Go!
I'm Peter Pan, y'all!
Ugh, dude.
TAPEFACE!!!
He did call you twig.
What a day.
You are a god.
and we'll all be dead.
I didn’t mean to do a mutiny ☹️
you listening to this song.
All command modules...
we've heard tell about the man they call Star-Lord.
- I am Groot. - No!
You wanna buy some batteries?
I will help them by killing Thanos.
The Kree consider themselves merciful. It will be painless.
I saved you you stupid fucks
I know every single day.
It's not ripe.
and hooked up with hot women...
- you wanna be my dad? - I hear you.
Everyone in the village flailed about, dancing.
All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch.
I have found meaning.
No!
Drax! We need to talk.
So what are you following us for?
We thank you, Guardians, for putting your lives on the line.
Rocket grabbed the pieces, and reassembled them.
Even though he yelled at them.
Well...
I win. I bested you in combat.
My innate desire to seek out other life...
I can explain your very special heritage.
What about him? What's he doing?
If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction...
After all these years, I've found you.
After going around years in circles...
where she wasn't living! You can't imagine what that's like!
You shut up.
It's called a Zune.
How did you get to this weird, dumb planet?
I learned to control the molecules around me.
Do you have any tape?
When they see what I have created here...
But two Celestials...
Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego?
- Eat you? - Yeah.
Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!
No, I understand that. You're being very serious right now.