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- It makes them hotter. - It makes no sense.
or jump back and forth a bit. I haven't decided yet, but...
Welcome back, by the way.
No, not you. Never. I popped by to see if you were home.
Fine.
Say Waaaaat?
- maybe I could chip in a little... - I got it.
a fire lane on the other side, protected wetlands on the other side,
Why is everything so separate with us?
Did we order Chinese, Greek and Italian last night?
- You can't take Dewey and Brandon. - Their mothers wouldn't let me.
♪ Is supposed to fly by ♪
Maybe I glossed over it too much.
♪ You gave me the mic And I'm gonna rock it ♪
As editor of the Gazette, you have better sources than me, Mr. Roundbottom.
- That hurt. - And, I mean...
It is hot!
There's the line. Good luck, Kevin.
♪ I am breaking right now ♪
Our first issue of the Gazette is ready to hit the stands.
This is the problem with knowing people a long time.
I've been looking at apartments.
I don't. I'm just curious.
- Come on, that's not fair. - I know.
Friends, huh?
- It feels like an earthquake! - Strawberry shortcake?
I'm gonna do Wild.
Sure. Why?
I think... for a first run-through, it was... yeah.
Listen, I'd like to come see you. When are you free?
Clipboards? You needed more than one clipboard?
Congratulations, Taylor.
How about a second course?
I think you're all in for a real treat. But first, some business.
- Fifth. - Stay here.
Shellfish gets better with age, Mrs. Cassini.
I wish I was in the past. It's better than any future with you!
The couple from New York wants to know
Hi, come on in.
She just wouldn't listen.
the Stars Hollow Gazette is shutting down.
into a nest of horny, gray-haired honey badgers.
Excuse me... Um, excuse me, everybody...
The third one did fall off the truck.
to come by Miss Patty's tonight and give it a listen.
♪ Our sunsets are the best ♪
It's not. See? Eastside Dental. It's east.
Condiments? Hmm, Nat, that's something we should kick around.
- Isn't she supposed to fix you? - I think so.
- Articles? - Who reads the Gazette for the articles?
Guess I'm an island.
Well, dig this. Grandma was asleep, and it's almost noon.
- I'm not 50. - You're not 40.
This shelf is driving me crazy. It wobbles.
You're shameless.
- What am I gonna do? - Well, she'll calm down.
I should go save the ladies.
Why didn't you tell me you looked for franchise locations?
You're right. You're 22. Punch all the holes you want.
Plus, bath water doesn't contain all those chemicals.
Ladies and gentlemen, Stars Hollow is going to...
What time is it?
- I know what you should write. - What?
- I'm guessing you're in the middle? - Somewhere, yes.
What do you know about MS-DOS?
- Well, I'm not back. - Okay.
♪ I am breaking right now ♪
which I attribute to the recent criminal activity
- Hey. - Hey. How did it go today?
- You bought one? - No.
It's probably too late. I've aged out.
- No. I'm protecting you for some reason. - It's okay.
- ♪ Not yet ♪ - ♪ Thank God ♪
Friends are for other people?
Oh, my God. Feel that.
Uh, I guess. I... I just need some coffee.
So, unless there's other business anybody wants to bring up...
Oh, no, I was just passing by with my daughter.
For the last 32 years, I have been the queen of understanding.
- How are things at the inn? Good? - Well...
I'm done with my therapist.
I wish.
- Esther? - Yes?
- Yeah. - That's why.
A little to the right, Dewey, please.
♪ About the town of ♪
- Oh, I'm not back, fat... - I mean, back, Pat.
- That reminds me, I need to call Grandma. - Oh, yes.
Carl and Violet should dress up as condiments.
Nice to know he doesn't mind wasting a grieving widow's time.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- What? - Wild.
but without attribution to Longfellow. Got chucked.
- Well, it was my job. - Mm, well.
♪ Which I hoped would cure your scurvy ♪
Lane, this dumb slow song is not helping.
No cigar?
I think I need to take that job at the W.
Nothing. I had a thing with my mom.
We need a better system!
- Uh, Luke. - I don't know, okay? I don't know.
What about the Civil War number with the revolving stage?
We get together a couple times a week, read our kids' résumés,
I'm right next to you. You don't have to yell!
Well, he's struttin' around like he is.
- Are you kidding? - No.
It was always correct before this. Why would you change it?
Very Lou Grant.
Oh, hi again.
♪ Stars Hollow! ♪
♪ Got a hatchet and an ax And a hammer and a knife ♪
The cousins are here and they have their own ladders. It's exciting.
- It's not my first issue. - Or mine, neither.
When they get mad, they're like five little Korean people.
Nope. There's 38 here. I'm supposed to get 40.
Consigliere of mine, I think it's time you tell your Don
and I'm not allowed to put guests in the barn unless they eat oats.
♪ It's a love, love Love revolution ♪
No. I'm hitting the west side!
What was the point of that?
as the author of a little something called Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
So, because Hamilton has rap numbers, no one else in the world can rap?
Okay. I'll take the west side, you take the east side.