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That's the spirit.
Rory, this is Claudia.
I'll get a lawyer. April, go to law school.
So I shouldn't do something that could change my future
Forget Luke. Steve and Kwan are going postal.
- because now I'm someone else's problem. - What?
I don't know why we come here.
Well, come inside. Warm yourself.
This is number five.
So, what's it about? I'm dying to hear.
Music by a very talented young composer.
that they're not allowed to rap anymore?
It'll never catch on.
I was doing you a favor, right?
I thought you didn't want people to know you donated it.
- He needs more fiber, that boy. - Or last rites.
What are you talking about?
- I love that! - Sounds fun.
We can get someone on-site to carve them into double quotation marks.
Why didn't you tell me you weren't going to therapy anymore?
- We should go somewhere else. - The dead don't have ears.
Okay.
Oh, damn.
Last time I checked, grain was a food group.
- Claims it may not be enough time. - Always humble, our Michel.
Back to my announcement, people. But first, a little backstory.
Okay. Well, uh... Wow!
Write about you and your mom.
I'm just mad about the boy.
- Mom, come on. - You didn't think this through, kid.
Uh-huh. Thanks for calling.
Lawyers are fascists.
- Uh-huh. - Everybody's a critic.
Yo, yo, yo! Not so fast!
♪ There's junk mail and terrorism ♪
So, Edward Albee's eating at Joe Allen, you drop a script at his table,
- Tell me, is he of the Maryland Back Fats? - I believe he is.
for hosting Tuesday Burger Day at the Dragonfly?
Already got a complaint from Bootsy. You shorted him.
- No. - What do you mean, no?
♪ Lafayette! ♪
I'm watching PBS, not Matlock. I'm not 90.
It's okay. It's Andrew, and he's got a shirt on.
What is going on?
- He was here visiting Luke. - Oh, great.
- I don't have time for this. - What idiot got rid of the poem?
I spent half a day with him.
So, someone to steer the ship? I'm your girl!
Oh, what is it?
So you're gonna get all anti-intellectual now?
- That's not what I heard. - It's true.
sign some cold legal document,
- You and Jess and Dean. - They'll be in it, too.
You need someone you can pay less. Can you deny that?
So, this is the zero hour, people. It's been a lot of hard work,
involving the floaty hut.
He's giving me three months to find someone to replace him.
♪ You are like no other ♪
We stood there all night, but the British never came.
Oh, and please take this. Good for two complimentary cocktails.
just as you did Bernie Roundbottom. Please, welcome her to the fold.
We've gotten positive feedback for putting the poem back on the cover.
I'd remember if we'd rocked a Spelling.
Okay. I didn't...
How nice of him.
So you got your sheet music there, Mr. Tall, Dark and Yowza?
Some of you know her.
Bit's over, Brandon. Do not close the Gazette.
Do they taste like crab?
Lots of things going on here.
Is this the top-secret Manhattan Project you've been working on?
but then you fell in love with it and you threw her out.
- Lorelai. - Yeah?
Yeah, I'm in shock.
- Where are they now? - The drinking fountain.
What did we end up watching?
So hit me with it. Hold nothing back.
Add an orchestra, you can take it straight to Broadway.
hereby swear that I will not divulge any portion of this show in any way...
- Lorelai. - I gotta go.
Uh, it just flew out of my head.
Okay.
- I was still going. - You're still going.
It's a hell of a find. Excuse my language.
- They're not having coffee. - I want coffee.
The fourth one had the dash and the Longfellow,
So, maybe you can take me out for a drink tonight? To celebrate?
The Stars Hollow Gazette cannot just go down.
Oh, yes. Yes, quite a find!
I don't think he'd mind. Just don't operate a forklift after.
Well, I have a DAR meeting on Thursday, but other than that, I'm free.
took a 20,000-word detour into the history of African colonialism.
What happened to my floaty hut?
We were just in the middle of a cemetery, yelling at each other.
I know.
Oh, no, I'm writing this solo.
♪ And you were ripe and curvy ♪
♪ Depict the town glory ♪
I'm on cloud nine!
Yeah, it's like an Aaron Sorkin movie in here.
Very well, then. Post-verification. All in favor?
I'm not having an affair.
Noon is when dock workers and rock stars get up.
Sandra's had a tough couple of years. She doesn't need to be embarrassed by you!
Nothing. Why?
Oh, yeah. I just... gotta go home and get my stuff.
When you started, Nora Ephron felt good about her neck.
Oh, my goodness! Is it three o'clock already?
that Nat Compton and I went on retreat to Cape Cod last weekend,
This is gonna freak out the Thirtysomething Gang!
Does she want us to proof it?
What I wanted to ask, before it's final,
- I know. - Mosquitos, rivers.
I'm working on it. I bought a joke book.
No, that's not how you and I work. We don't do passive-aggressive.
- It sounds fun. - What does?
- You're a terrific tap dancer! - I don't need your validation!