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Blake with a backhanded goal,
You talk to the guys ?
One crack in the ice. That's all it would take. One crack !
You're not even a has-been You're a never-was.
And now the Hawks lead 2-0.
Coach, come on, don't leave me hangin' like this !
* it's such a good vibration *
He Barely touched him!
All of his little friends are Hawks. That's where he belongs.
It’s spaz-way. He’ll screw it up.
It’s Up To You, Bobcat. You Don’t come tonight, You're Not Just...
Oh, sorry, Goldberg. Didn't mean to.
Let's go let's go
Charlie's gonna be there when we get back.
Bobby brink
I'm proud to be a duck.
You may have paid for this jersey, sir, but you didn't earn it.
Leave me alone, guys. I don't want to talk about the team.
- Nothing ! lt wasn't me ! - Open a window !
Too hard up in smoke like a rock, easy for me, though.
[ Chanting ] Win, win, win, win, win !
Ducks, you all know Irenio Salazar.
Tammy Duncan shoots, she scores !
Yeah, yeah, they'll be out in a minute.
Baboon
* We are the champions my friend *
Losing fair is still losing, Frank. Gotta go for the ''W'' every time.
- Let's fly ! Come on, let's go ! - [ Ducks cheering ]
I am Samsonov The goalie!
- * I gotta keep movin' 'til I'm satisfied * - Hey !
When it’s your first time playing hockey
- Let's give him a wedgie. - Good idea, Jesse !
We almost scored a goal too.
* Of the world **
Geez, what a jerk.
Rizz Hi
but I remember something my father said to me.
Mr Ducksworth, there are two reasons I came by.
- [ Ducks ] Yeah ! - Hold it ! Wait ! Whoa !
This is too cool.
Yeah but a quarter an inch the other way, you would have fucked my Mom’s asshole
So, you beat the Huskies and you'll make the play-offs.
A little chili to keep you warm, buddy.
who's absolutely falling in love with his coach...
Good, good. Good, cradle it.
And last winter I gave Charlie that one.
He should have been with us all year.
This guy deserves what he gets.
you wanted me to learn about fair play...
and I may not have learned everything yet,
And tomorrow. And ten years from now.
This guy used to rule in pee wees
I don't know, Charlie.
Good, Averman. Charlie.
- We got names, you know ? - I'm sure you do.
Hey, hey ! Way to play it, Banks ! All right !
Yes ! Yes ! Yes ! What a play !
WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN!
- What did your old coach have you do ? - He just yelled a lot.
Yeah but a quarter of an inch the other way, you would have fucked my mom’s asshole
Heavy hitting continues in this championship game.
You probably thought I was dead.
Good ! That was a hell of a practise. Be proud of yourself.
* Buddy, you're a young man hard man *
What do I know about hockey ?
But if Charlie gets too attached --
Quack, quack, quack, quack !
That gives you an indication of what you're going to see tonight.
[ Cheering ]
The law's a bitch when it works against you, isn't it, Jack ?
Okay, we need the paramedics in. He's injured.
All right, everyone, listen up. I got some good news.
That you withdraw your protest.
* ...Oh, say does that star-spangled *
Sit down, please. All of you.
Corona... Why’d you have to ruin the fun?
Every time you get the puck, you're the quarterback.
East Tennessee Rowing Have Fun Out There...
- [ Grunting ] - [ Cheering ]
I ain't scared.
Fulton Reed has scored, and the Ducks are back in the game !
[ Cheering ]
No time left on the clock, but the referee is calling a penalty shot !
The Ducks trail 3-1, and now they call on number 44, Fulton Reed...
Hey ! Where's the call ?
Got the roster right here. Averman, Dave.
And to think I almost stayed home this morning.
Well...
Okay, now don't leave your crease before he touches the puck. Good luck.
before we be usin' your eyeballs as hockey pucks.
You guys stink!!
Third period and the Ducks trail 4-2, trying desperately to get back in the game.
Tremendous pressure. Neither team can afford any mistakes now.
[ Crowd cheering ]
- District Five team. - No kiddin'. You got a kid on the team or something ?
Maybe one day one of you will even write a book about it in jail.
There's a pass out to the blue line. lntercepted by Gordon Bombay !
I know that, Charlie. That fact hasn't escaped me.
You know, she has many fine qualities that men find attractive.
No way. Why ? Because the other animals are afraid.
[ Laughing ]
* We will, we will rock you *
ALTABA
Here... there you are.
WHAT DANGER? I GREW UP ON THE ICE; I KNOW WHEN IT'S SAFE TO DRIVE ON.
Quack quack quack quack quack Mr. Bucksworth!
Yes. it's Ducksworth. You're right. He wants to see you.
l'll be a Duck.
Here's Averman, now getting it over to Banks.
I don't care.
People talk it don't mean nothin'
Adam says come on man pass the pack please