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Uh, well, what happened is...
and I'm sexist and selfish,
People should eat people.
Yeah it hardly matters now sweetie
We're getting a divorce. None of this is on purpose.
Too my wife Jk
take reality for a ride,
Tonight, we celebrate
Let's Fuck. Yes, for tomorrow we fuck.
I'm simply centered, activated...
- Dad! - Come on!
from Krootabulon.
and it breaks the front page of Reddit,
Okay, okay, Beth, I'm sorry...
Dad?
- Why? - Why?
Come on, I-I-I put real elbow grease into this place.
[ Grunts ] Dump her!
[ Whoosh ] [ Screams ]
I-I know where Krootabulans are from, Dad.
I lied.
You were a scary fuckin' kid, man.
♪ And every father fathers wrong ♪
Check it out. Who wants a smoothie?
Here it is.
Are you guys sure you want pizza
Uh, I've been in Froopyland for quite a while.
I did it to protect the neighborhood.
All right, that's it. I'm outta here.
# true story
Arnaldo's isn't closed in the dimension
[ Thump ] Unh!
Okay.
Okay, 'cause he, um...
Oh, my God. Poor Froopy character.
It was just more practical to sequester you
why don't you do it from now on?
in this glorified chicken coop.
I would like to have sex with some of you,
You have to leave school.
Next item on the docket...
Put in a little effort.
[ Whoosh ]
We celebrate with a hunt!
Pretty cool, huh?
- We know. - We know.
[ Bang ]