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I've been following him around since yesterday.
Yeah, why don't you try it, asshole?
Especially that song they sing at the Red Sox games.
I noticed you always use urinal four,
What the fuck is that? Some kind of
No can do, my brother.
No, no, honey, honey, they're classy, they're not like us.
I've only had it once in my life
What do you mean? You wear a smock, you're a fucking cashier.
You just said Eff Scott Fitzgerald.
NO
And, uh, why does Ted not possess a, uh, male appendage?
What is it?
But not if nobody finds out.
(SOBBING) I'm having a really hard time here, guys.
Nikki loves porn!!!
Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked.
Um, are those hard candies, like, just to take?
Sorry, sorry. The homos, the homes.
Yes!
Yeah, little fella's having his own I Am Legend in my nut sack.
Wait, what? Why not?
Spider-Man into the spider bitch
KIEV ROAD TRIP
(ALL cHEERING)
What do you mean?
I'm Raphael.
but she was always just trying to change me
Who is that?
He didn't make it.
What, you went to Arizona State?
#FunFridays!
Yeah, see if you can make a non-dick bong.
of Ted agonizing over his fallen friend,
Your meddling with powers you don’t understand!
Yeah, why?
Why don't you come down and make me, tough guy? Yeah, why don't you come up here and make me come down there, tough guy?
I love you so much!
Holy shit Mandy Holy shit billy
We can't just rush into anything.
Oh, okay.
I know. Come on, it's okay, though.
Uh, why don't you go get me some Big League Chew. How about that, huh?
Ms. McCafferty, you and Ted recently considered adopting a child.
I love you too, pal. I really do. (SOBBING)
Oh, what the fuck? What are you doing?
I don't wanna put a big glass cock in my mouth.
That's fucking great! Just like Sam L. Jackson!
It's a gift from God bestowed upon only one species.
Yeah, I want it! You know I want it, but I'm nervous.
When the girl you've been talking to says She don't love you no more
I just love you so much.
Tami, (SIGHS) listen. I love you.
Right?
Hey, we just ran into your buddy Ted.
TAMI-LYNN: He got you something.
Ted? Where is he?
Come on.
And, uh, I won't be followed?
How are you feeling, John?
Ted, you okay, buddy? Johnny, thank God!
Let's go down to the improv and yell sad suggestions?
and I would get a more experienced lawyer in return.
Oh, hey, Guy.
UNHALES)
y'all better have a baby or your marriage is over. Trust.
because you said that you could help us.
and I'll stick a bottle of Newman's Own in you.
You are the fucking greatest, man. Holy shit!
mess you
What the Heck?
Oh my good da Dan
Most civil rights cases are, but this one has some very obvious wrinkles.
Frederator
You use every back channel, every bribe,
(LAuGHING) (LAUGHING)
You mean ol' moon
(LAUGHs)
made it sound like your status had gone under the radar for some time.
Eat my pussy! Have some apples!
I love you, too, baby.
No words.
That's What You Get For Fucking Exercising!
TED: You know what, Johnny? It's entirely possible it's his daughter.
Ah, rock on, Ted.
Hey. I just got off work and heard your message.
Fuckin' A right, I do!
Uh, yeah, excuse me. I have a question. Um...
and I say that's a violation of the Constitution.
When you find your computer from when you were 12 years old
And, look, regardless of all this shit,
for purchasing marijuana in 2003?
He treated me good!
Yeah, sorry, guys. She doesn't know.
(RIPS) (GASPS)
would never be walking together!
I mean, if you ask me, we got to fight it.
Really? You'd... You'd do that for me?
Hello?
Hey, Johnny, come on. it's almost 7:00. We got to get up there.
every once in a while when he's too hammered.
Child World toy store. You fucking heard me.
BOTH: Ah!
You see them two white niggas over there?
Yeah! I'm fine.
If they didn't have that baby,
Sorry.
How about a location? Let's go with a location.
You want Flash Gordon to father your child?
Wait a minute. You brought your switchblade?
(SOFTLY) Just calm down.
I'm Gonna Get A Huge Migraine In The Parking Lot In About 20 Minutes.
Gerri from succession after she was made CEO
And it seems to me that once the law devalues one kind of life,
(ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
Have you seen this?
JOHN: Yeah, that's what babies do, Teddy.
you're two clicks away from black cocks.
Please be seated.
Yeah, I mean, do you think...
No, make sure you have all the updated
I will run you down like roadkill_
Teen titans pussy Teen titans boobs
Es gibt keine Tittenbuxen, nur Phritten mit Titten!
Well, it's not my fault, A-Rod! You were supposed to catch it!
You are not fit to breathe the same air as this man!
You don't mind the pot, do you?
(GRUNTS) I Couldn't find any cans,
when ur crush loves guys who r racist/homophobic
Oh, my God.
(BREATHING HEAVILY) I'm having some trouble over here.
Say it. Just say it. Say it.
No! Gonna need it for protein if I ever get lost at sea.
oh fucking
Sorry, my mistake.
Nice One You!
last summer called Here Comes Autism.
Holy shit! Zombie! He's a fucking zombie!
Holy shit billy and Mandy
It can't be argued by reason.
It really isn't.
Thunder Buddies Jesus, look at that black cock
than just a fucking pizza delivery, huh? (MEN LAUGHING)
$40.
(TED GRUNTING)
ABSN students getting weird to transfer Bjs here! Get your bjs! Get your red-hot bjs!
You remember? You cut me open, that's it! I'm gone, dead!
Right. You see, the thing is, we don't want to take any chances
at this very low point in my life,
You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.
Holy shit Mandy
You don't know Samuel L. Jackson, you don't know Rocky.
All right. We'll be back tomorrow afternoon.
What are you talking about? You're the one who needs the sperm.
We're going to Chuck e cheese
I don't know, man. I got to do something
It seems like every time you go online,
TED: No, no, that's not gonna work.
that we're supposed to sell to the public
of you smart-ass Harvard lawyers try to keep him down,
Hi, Mr. Nleighan. Thank you so much for taking my call.
Honest to God, Joy, I don't know how to fix this.
You know, it really is a very special, very unique thing to be human.
and making them watch Tyler Perry.
Nobody's in there to look at your ass!
Oh! It smells like somebody's got a poopy diaper.
Now let's give him a handjob into this red Solo cup.
it's so stupid. Here, try it.
, l
how about an up and down with the mandurah prison pressure hospital? how about an xbox hospital?
Oz designed to go home and study in the middle of class
Hey, it must be weird for you guys,
ANGRY BIRDS PLAY!
You asshole! You think this shit is funny?