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I swear to God, I'll kick your goddamn ass! Who was it?
Right there. Death to Ming. Good, yeah.
Toothless and ready to go. Just 3 dollar! 3 dollar!
Yeah, great. Okay. Thank you so much!
Morning, Mr. Jessup.
Yeah, that's actually why I'm calling. (BOTH GRUNTING)
I was such a big fan of yours in the early '90s_
God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die.
No, that's his first name.
Go to Work Go to School
When you're 1st on the second to last stage, then last on the last stage...
No, don't start this shit, all right?
Property?
Well, I have gone through your application
Right here, buddy.
You know, I never would even have tried to adopt a dog
Why didn't you just come to me?
who's filling in for sarah swan? wendy simpson.
No. No, you... You should be fine.
Hey McCorcle
Is that correct?
for us to make an actual bong.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Well, I guess it's all right. Those are the rejected sickle-cell samples.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, man! What the fuck?
Yeah, yeah. Back hallway, past the photo booth.
Oh, my God!
Fuck you!
What defines property?
You may kiss the bear.
You're really smart, you know that?
Gfnxgnxfhnfxnfg
Whoa-ho! Take a burn!
Teen titans pussy Teen titans boobs
I should've married Robert DiCicco. I really should've.
He doesn't mean that. Please forgive me, I'm sorry.
That’s a little…SALTY!
ryanrustic
That weed is really good.
MAN: Hey!
So first we need a historical event. Wno's got an event?
I got you, motherfucker! (ALL SCREAMING)
Why not?
Go away, Teddy.
Don't let the goose get me!
We don't wanna go to jail.
Yeah? So are you!
Well, you're a celebrity.
Oh! And we got something for him, too. John, show him.
(slGHs)
She's worse than us. Yeah, she's our enemy now.
You people are monsters.
Ted, can I see you for a moment?
(GASPS)
JOHN: You know what's fucked up? Dude, that's somebody's fucking daughter!
Is there any statement that you'd like to make
Oh, well, that's a good friend. Yeah.
Mi mi mi mi mi Blah, ha, me
(STUTTERS) Wait, Mr. Brady!
Yeah.
(SOBBING) Dear Ted,
Carlos Kendall James Logan's on a phone to an ambulance Gustavo and Kelly are almost here
Great, great! Here, follow me.
Who did that?
Uh,yeah.
Potter, Weasley, Dumbledore, Sparrow, Doubtfire, Bourne,
(YELLS)
I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes.
It's been some time, hasn't it?
Holy Shit! YOU?
FUCK YOU SHREK
Johnny, wake up!
Holy shit billy and Mandy
Yeah, it's unbelievable. Property.
I have a college degree.
Let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance.
A baby? Like really?
Watch it. Jesus! Watch where you're going!
I mean, maybe more like a hammer or an orange, but yeah.
She's worse than us.
I'm sorry. I, uh...
Sorry, bro.
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice.
I don't have a driver's license, I don't pay taxes.
where does that lead us?
This is Tami-Lyon's.
So, we're gonna win this thing?
She was at a Veterans Day parade,
and, therefore, invalid and hereby annulled.
Sweet God and baby Jesus.
Thank you so much for meeting with us.
Now, you said your parents purchased Ted,
You know, I'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high.
F. Scott Fitzgerald.
MAN: Hey!
We just have to make sure Ted loses the case.
Oh, shut up and suck that dick
It's always good to find new ways to surprise your lover.
I was even cast as a lawnmower_
You can't get me thunder
Killing him at Fenway Park wasn't enough for you, huh?
Assisting in the betterment of your race.
Tell you what, I'm gonna go drive around the block,
Jesus.
Oh, Johnny, come on, man.
Hey, Listen me Right, fuck bear
Sex Sex
You see, Your Honor?
Let’s make Luan Loud vs Mr coconuts
Man, we got a lot of pot in this car. I wish we could smoke it.
TED: We're a bunch of assholes who take up
POV: Prince Charles III
What do you mean, Be careful?
Bam!
FEMALE REPORTER: Ted!
I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State.
476,859,312.
We deserve respect!
(CROWD MURMUR)
I'm scared, Teddy!
(GROANs)
SAM: And do you, Ted,
(growling)
We all agree all the time.
hey dont run
My turn assholes
Holy shit johnny You
You son of a bitch!
Hey, congrats, you mofos.
Your toaster?
No. Not at all.
and see if I can stop by tonight.
But if we suddenly decide to share that gift,
The Save-Ums! (2003-2006)
(SINGING) If you wanna sit there with a pie of meat
No. This is insane.
Oh, look, I did a lot of blow in the '80s
TED: Can't believe it. That son of a bitch!
Oz deciding to go home and study in the middle of the class
and I'm afraid this isn't gonna work out.
Objection!
I got Kramer vs- Kramer, Alien vs- Predator, and Freddy vs- Jason-
And honest to God,
I’m, are those coconuts, like, just to take?
Are you submitting?
I'm sorry.
Those aren't supposed to be out.
Hey, be careful with that, huh.
Do you love Tami-Lynn?
entering THE ai ART community in a nuthsell
You're very lucky.
We got to get to Comic Con. Come on!
OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
Wow.
Beautiful ceremony.
Do you, Tami-Lynn IVlcCafferty,
Hey, Rick! It is Ted.
Holy shit! Donny!
1 year of 1:1 THERE’S SO MUCH PORN
Fresh cakes.
with no kid pointing to where his uncle touched him, huh?
We're so sorry.
Get your ass up here and kick my ass!
has been terminated clue to a lack of citizenship.
because I've been informed that you're technically...
And that, in the eyes of the world, I'll always be property.
And when the next conflict comes along,
TED: How's your workout? JOGGER: Fuck you!
He's not an animal.
You are meddling with powers you do not understand. Cut the shit!
Hey, shut up, lady!
What the fuck? What the fuck's going on here?
I say we go to court!
It reminds me of that strain I smoked last summer called “Here Comes Autism”
I'll see you in heaven, Ted.
cuando vas a ver a nosr quien
You were my thunder buddy for life.
You could change your relationship status from single
I heard Salesperson Ted: No You didnt. No one said Salesperson
(BREATHING SHAKILY) Kunta_ Kunta Kinte_
Yeah! How's your tongue taste in your own ass, Poindexter?
GO TO TARGET!
And not because some of you might laugh
Very big plans.
The definition entails the rights thereof
(YELLS)
Oh, man, that's why we lost the case.
Aw, come on, pal. Come on.
TED: Okay. Go, go, go!
You could've been an inspiration to the world.
Yeah. Hey, can I get a Jack Daniel's
Wish I could help you, but we're closing.