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I'm just kidding. I'm fucking with you. Come on!
Twitch
Why the hell is this just coming up now?
Oh, what am I acting like, Tami?
(GAVEL BANGS) Order!
Who gets subjugated after the bear?
made this much news in Massachusetts,
Ted stop
I need clothes for work. All right, Teddy?
Holy shit
Get out of here! What? He's a celebrity.
Oh, Jesus Christ. You got to be kidding me!
but I got to tell you, there's some awesome shit in that barn.
When its your turn to take the Ginyu Force photo
There are no chicks with dicks Brianna! Only guys with tits!
I'm sorry to say I won't be taking your case.
Sweet Carolina!
Yeah, that's great.
Trust you completely.
I'm quite sure.
No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called Help Me Get Home_
I'm sowwy!
that you've had any positive effect on the world around you.
Yes!
Comic Con fans,
It's our bad luck they put him on the trial.
Oh!
What do you mean you're getting ready?
Oh, thanks, Allison. But I got an early day tomorrow.
(SCOFFS) it's what this country does best.
You're acting like a fucking asshole!
I've been out of the game for a while.
My turn, assholes!
But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with shit!
Are you gonna let me finish talking?
Let's go get shit-faced!
information on our Comic Con placement.
When Ted's rights are officially null,
Johnny, I mean it. All right?
Right on. You, too, man.
We need an ambulance at 655 West 34th.
Everybody always says that about their salad.
And unfortunately, the public doesn'tjudge by reason.
(slGHs)
He's a teddy bear on his own in New York, for God's sakes_
I just love you so much.
I mean, it's like we have a common goal or something, right?
Who the hell are you?
facial changes and cues from your co-stars.
You know what, Teddy? Let's get out of here.
down tonight, okay? This is a party.
I mean, I've never voted.
Yeah, exactly! And I'm not going out and buying designer shit!
Would, Like, Kick So Much Ass At Mommin
but do you mind if I ask how old you are?
. .
We're in the middle of nowhere.
Dude, take a closer look. It's your kid.
No words No words
What do you mean, What? I'm totally screwed here.
Oh, he's not my boyfriend.
Stantz, Rizzo, Zuko, Golightly, Higgins, Dolittle,
Mr. T's character in Rocky III. Hello?
What The Hell
What do you think I got to do in there?
Holy shit Mandy
Ted, shut up!
Shut up! Hey, I'm really sorry! Yeah, me too.
One.
Not at all. It's my pleasure. Please, sit down.
Ask me when will the day be
What are you doing to that bear?
will you marry me?
and the winner of the players voice is... genshin impact
I love you so much, Teddy.
Bullshit! You better ask my ancestors.
Come on make some fucking comedy
John Bennett.
Holy shit! Dude, what's the matter? What happened?
OTRAS MARCAS INTENTANDO SUPERAR NUESTROS PRECIOS Y PROMOCIONES CUANDO DICEN QUE EN JMC SOLO VENDEMOS CAMIONES
Thanks, Ted. That means a lot.
(SCOFFS) (CELLPHONE RINGING)
that Jay Leno comes in here for gay bathroom sex.
Jesus Christ.
I'll fucking throw shit! (GRUNTS)
Did you mean 300 black cocks?
to change the world.
Yeah. Uh, I'm Ted,
Capable of love.
The new Superman is...
but, uh, (SIGHS) all we got is Tami's income these days since nobody will hire me.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Ted, Stop
HOW the hell did it fall?
Who's Gollum?
to it's complicated.
thanks for donation
Hi, Im, Ted
Uh, uh...
Fresh cakes.
Seizing the day!
JOHN: Oh, Teddy, he's adorable.
That's just like me. That's exactly what I'm going through.
Yeah, they're waving at us. They're giving us the thumbs up.
No, I'm just saying. You look like you're hitting it off, you know?
Hey! Um, are you, uh, Tom Brady?
John! Oh,Jesus!
Oh, what do you mean? My parents got him for me when I was a kid.
ANGRY BIRDS FREE PLAY!
Hey, hey! Maybe we get one of them Harrison Ford lawyers
Teddy, I got a really good feeling about this.
Holy Moly Heather!
Ted has already lost his job, his marriage has been annulled.
Why? So you can give me shit about my clothes?
when and where did you first encounter Ted?
TED: That's bigger than the average bear right there, I tell you.
City of Tiffin To it’s employees
when it's your turn to go to break.
No rights, no nothing.
(SINGING) Mean ol' moon
What we're talking about is a civil rights issue. This bear has rights.
Hey McCorcle
GUY: Hey, Ted!
You sons of bitches! What the fuck is your... (GRUNTS)
No, I love it. it's really good.
Well, we'll have to talk about that.
You just have to hang onto the wall.
Why is he being treated differently than everybody else?
What the hell?
Oh, Shut up And Suck That Dick
Yeah, I've had to do some things I'm not proud of.
Oh, my God! Are you fucking kidding me?
Then you went and took my love away
(HORN BLARING)
(JOHN GRUNTING)
Von Trapp, Zoolander, Kirk, Spock, McCoy...
(YELUNG)
Wow! You make history come alive.
I'm happy to see everyone has made a full recovery.
Hey, Ted, let me ask you something.
TED: Let me know when you're ready to go
When I saw this, I threw up. Almost quit medicine.
God damn it!
Are you gonna let me finish talking?
And that's all that's important.
We've got a brand-new line of Decepticons.__
We better get going.
The state official I spoke to said
Why are you saying, Fuck him? What?
(GLASS BREAKS)
(SCREAMING)
Girls: the new handsome is ugly… Me:
No, I think he'd be flattered!
One minute, you in Africa, washing your clothes
@AssholeCoin
Get off me!
You guys making trouble over here?
SAMANTHA: That was such a good dinner, Tami-Lynn.
They can't change your whole life just by calling you property!
You wanna throw shit?
Ted! Johnny!
that wish you made when you were a child,
That was really selfish of him.
Wait, Doc, are you sure about that?
That was a long time ago and I'm a different guy now.
(SINGSONGY) I love you too.
You know, Teddy,
on a pile of raw hamburger meat
I fucking love this place.