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What's in the bag, Mike?
This is great wine, Amy.
You fucking idiot.
We have plenty of other stuff to say.
- Oh, enough? - Yeah.
Please tell me that it's not Dan.
- Ugh. - Yeah, boy.
Oh, but you know, he's my asshole.
The United States is a team,
So, listen. I'm gonna get rid of the team... the whole bunch.
- Join the party, Mike. - This food looks amazing.
Do you really have to ask me that?
since I've been with an older woman.
- I know, right? - No.
No, no... don't look at me, please. Thank you.
- Zip. Out. Done. - Good. Thank you.
She may never catch your eye or ever thank you,
Amy, no, no... that's my DNA!
- We're good? - Yeah.
Thank you for your skills and for your friendship.
She's at Maddox's right now. I have to call her.
Yeah, uh, Dan, listen...
I’d rather be shot in the fuckin face Than have a crush again
And we both agree that the role of vice president
So I think we both agree that the strongest candidate should run.
Two ex-military candidates are gonna squeeze you out, Ma'am.
to serve under two successive presidents.
can be a very significant one.
Fire her, now.
With a first step.
Do you have any skeletons?
It's so good to see you. Is Eleanor here?
You know what's gonna help, everybody? If you just go.
- You need to get another doctor. - Thank you.
- You'd be my vice president. - We'd love for you to be my vice president.
Genius!
I could take a dump on it, if you need a clincher.
I was actually thinking of something,
- We do? - Yeah. We say it like it is.
- Talk about something else. - Before we eat,