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Ma'am, George Maddox would like to meet this weekend.
- because otherwise... - It is. It is.
- Oh, here, I gotcha. - Thank you very much.
Well, that's where I like to be...
Absolutely.
I hate to say I got a better offer, but I got a better offer.
masturbating into a cup now?
Oh, please do not tell me
What are you doing, Gary?
You are going to change America
I'd rather cede control of the CIA to Pakistan
Wake up and smell the fuckin' burrito juice.
Those polls can't be easy reading.
You do know that this isn't a hobby?
- It's not Dan. - Thank you, God!
- And I really... I've gotta get in there. - Yeah?
All my troops are in a cold bag now, okay?
- Just let fly. - Okay. Well...
You know that saying, Anyone can run for president?
And then after that, I would like one of these.
do you want to be my campaign manager?
No, they were pre-killed.
I'd hate to be a fish in your river.
was wait for the bombing to stop,
- Really? - Yeah.
- You look gorgeous! - Do you think that I'm ruthless...
Is it Danny Chung? That desperate dick
a very intimate relationship.
- What the hell was that about? - Don't worry about it, buddy.
- Afternoon. - Ma'am.
all knocked up and pregnant,
It has some constitutional power,
- It's actually a year. - A year in which...
It's a beautiful day.
of removing your jizzbox
- I admire your stamina. - And I admire yours.
can be a very rewarding one.
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Also, 'cause I can't do it.
You put yourself up for nomination
There he is, Mr. Media Master Mike.
Yeah?
- Plus Gary. - Oh, come on.
- No. - Don't rub it, Mike.