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I'm an American, and I aim to be a team player.
- Because? - Because of your uncle, Jeff Kane.
- No, of course not. - You should fire her for that.
Um, what if we don't have anything to talk about but work?
We do, George. We certainly do.
- I would like to see that, but we'll stay. - Yeah.
You attacked me with a burrito.
- I'm in a lot of pain. - Join the club, pal.
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is your capacity to surprise me.
- Where's your bathroom? - It's second on the left.
I'm just an honest Joe, and I like to speak my mind.
So, we're all set?
Okay? She gets a little confused, but do not point it out.
Jesus Christ! I'm 30 yards ahead of this guy.
- Okay? Come on. - I know.
If that became some sort of permanent disability...
- This is amazing. - Yeah.
- Show me something. - Show us the... the... what you got.
Really? 'Cause, you know, I can do that on the run, so...
You know about this? The private thing I wanted kept private?
You can't really eat them by themselves.
You know we're going to rip you apart.
than see Dan lead a campaign.
Mike, is the bar the appropriate place
Load faster, you asshole.
Did you bring any extra dressing?
Mike's masturbating at work.
What a journey we are about to begin.
- Jeff Kane. - Jeff Kane, the New Hampshire guy?
You guys are the chosen ones, all right?
Sounds pretty good, except for the oysters.
What is that smell?
- Oh, my God, it's so bad. - I'm so sorry.
I'm not sure I want to explain it to you again.
Do you really want him standing behind you
dared me...
That's classified information.
- What? - Jeff Kane is Jonah's uncle?
Okay, here we are, ladies and gentlemen. We have liftoff.