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Oh, my goodness!
Ma'am, you... I am not going to let you down. You will not regret this.
The rockets are lit. Let's get this baby in the air.
- Yes, sir. - Oh, hi, Jake.
Now, running the country isn't a whole heck
Gary, get your arm out of my airspace before I shoot it down.
- I hope not. - Yeah.
Yeah!
Okay, now, your turn. You go.
You're kidding.
- Yeah. - Oh, sir, where is Jonah?
- Of course I know that. - Yep.
Nobody says shit like that voluntarily.
You know what? Selina's gonna lose
I guess I could do it in the country.
It was a huge pleasure to meet me.
and then today, he announced he's running, right?
Okay, that's a strong opening, but I think you're gonna want
- Really? He does that? - Yeah, he really does. You have no idea.
Ah... don't you have allergies, Mike?
Hurry up. Just get it out.
Let's do it, then. Yes!
Can you imagine if I did that?
give me the nuclear codes.
Yeah. He jerks off all the time in the office.
Look at that!
I can't even think, seriously. What about you?
- No, I was the only one who knew, Mike. - We all know now.
All right.
I don't know if you remember, but his car caught fire.
My response is always, Tapas.
I missed my window today at the clinic and Wendy is not happy.
I don't trust the Chinese.
You bet it was.
I called you all to my office
That's a good stance, sir. Good solid base.
What? Why?
How about that? That's Mike McClintock.
- Madam Vice President. - Oh, George.
Have you heard that he gave Jonah a job?