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what are the rules about hitting each other with folding chairs?
So, listen, before we start today's session,
and smash him with a frying pan.
and I wanted to make sure you approved of him.
Absolutely.
you didn't.
I mean, how does this not bother you?
and I knew you wouldn't let me go if you didn't meet him first.
I want to show you something.
What's going on, honey?
she's dating Cheater Pan.
Molly's so into that kid, and he's cheating on her.
You give me his address and a folding chair.
Oh, man, they're gonna crush you.
No, that's you.
It's a confidentiality issue. You know I can't violate that.
we can't even tell our own daughter
Dad!
Wait. What? Why can't we?
It was so long ago. Who remembers?
Whew! Next time, lead with that, all right, sweetie?
A pleasure to meet you? Where are we, Buckingham Palace?
I'm on the high school wrestling team, sir.
Sean, I noticed that your watch is on your right hand.
Oh, you're gonna love this.
Dad, what are you doing?
I know where you live,
Oh, and where are we on the left-handed toilet paper?
I can do a lot of things at the same time.