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Ooh.
- It's for the Miss Myrna column. - Hmm.
Wait. So you'll do it?
Oh, no, I just wanted to talk about...
Just write them down and invent the maid that said it.
One of those upside-down cakes from a magazine.
How many stories have you recorded thus far?
and trips to New Orleans, but this takes the goddamn cake.
And we just love not making minimum wage or getting Social Security.
Then I get on the pork chops so I can get started on that cornbread.
OK.
Y'all make it quick.
Really? A Negro maid has already agreed to speak with you?
for your fellow man.
Yes, ma'am.
...but my boys are worth more.
Well, until I gain some experience.
And after my prayers last night, I got some stories down, too.
He's coming.
Sure.
- Shh! - Sorry!
You sure do.
But I carry paper in from my own damn house. That fool don't know.
I make 95 cent an hour. That comes to $ 182 every month.
Well, thank you.
set it down in front of them.
I loved that baby. And he loved me.
Unzip me.
Johnny doesn't know I'm bringing in help.
that one day you'd be a maid?
My goodness, we got to run back to the car. Come on.
Put My Pics On the Insta
Miss Leefolt should not be having babies.
Go away!
Anyway, I ran into her at the beauty parlour, and she had the nerve to ask
Yes, ma'am.
I don't say my prayers out loud.
- You shrunk five inches. - Oh, my God.
At The Jackson Journal.
It's just with Mama being sick and all.
Minny, go get Mama!
You have pushed it, young lady.
It was 1925, and I had just turned 14.
She's always hungry.
Ten white and eight black.
Great.
Never mind.
I got a job today.
- Here's your pocketbook. - Thank you.
Eugenia Phelan, Mr Blackly.
Well, it does take four years, Jolene.
Doggone it!
Eugenia, your eggs are dying. Would it kill you to go on a date?
Ain't going to be no beauty queen either.
When you're so over potty-training:
I'll be on the lookout.
Double major.
Don't do it and see what happens.
filling up all these empty beds?
'cause once Miss Hilly had a baby,
It's all right.
Come on!
Well, thanks to y'all, I can announce that we already filled
Your daddy bought me this dress in '58.
Believe it or not, there are real racists in this town.
I done seen it happen plenty of times,
Of course not.
You gots plenty more to be grateful for than me.