The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

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The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]
N/A ComedyFamily

Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.

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08 Feb 1967
The Marriage Machine
Joseph Depew
I know, but you're writing them down on the back of my hand. I know, but you're writing them down on the back of my hand. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot I know, but you're writing them down on the back of my hand.
I know, but you're writing them down on the back of my hand.
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Mr. Filbert has asked me out tonight. Mr. Filbert has asked me out tonight. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Mr. Filbert has asked me out tonight.
Mr. Filbert has asked me out tonight.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot I know you won't mind my calling you at the last moment when you see who Roto Romance has for you.
I know you won't mind my calling you at the last moment when you see who Roto Romance has for you.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot It's the unhappy truth.
It's the unhappy truth.
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#5
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Eating.
Eating.
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I have a surprise for you.
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#7
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dot Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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Granny, not machines. Granny, not machines. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Granny, not machines.
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#9
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dot Well, no.
Well, no.
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They will if they can keep straight who's out with who. They will if they can keep straight who's out with who. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot They will if they can keep straight who's out with who.
They will if they can keep straight who's out with who.
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#11
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dot You're the one?
You're the one?
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dot Don't even talk about it.
Don't even talk about it.
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dot Somebody shot this card all full of holes.
Somebody shot this card all full of holes.
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Are you brewing a potion?
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Well, no, but I just... I didn't think so. Well, no, but I just... I didn't think so. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Well, no, but I just... I didn't think so.
Well, no, but I just... I didn't think so.
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#16
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dot Yeah.
Yeah.
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dot Your two data cards made such a lovely couple.
Your two data cards made such a lovely couple.
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dot All right.
All right.
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dot Yeah, get it livened up a little.
Yeah, get it livened up a little.
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dot A day.
A day.
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I understand you've been clean through the third grade.
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dot Now, let's continue finding out what kind of a person you are.
Now, let's continue finding out what kind of a person you are.
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I just wasn't expecting someone quite so... Well, come on in. I just wasn't expecting someone quite so... Well, come on in. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I just wasn't expecting someone quite so... Well, come on in.
I just wasn't expecting someone quite so... Well, come on in.
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#24
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dot You wait and see.
You wait and see.
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dot Where is she?
Where is she?
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