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work at the department of sanitation, right?
Perhaps I'd better bring my remarks to a close.
Yeah.
You're busting my balls.
Yeah. Dwight, right?
Bobby Meacham batting second and playing second base.
every policeman in this city will be looking for you.
Again I fondly hold you
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen
HENRY: I never knew there were so many John Does in this world.
Frankly, I find it difficult to sanction this.
(YELLING) I'll straighten out the chair!
Amen!
He got him! That huckleberry went for a bad pitch.
I saw you get arrested for one of those lab rats.
No. Um, this is my friend's place.
You are a lot better than that guy.
Yes. I was dancin' with alcohol.
Maybe they should role play this, Doctor.
Look, I'm desperate, Tom. I need money.
MAN: What you call me?
Is this the week that you guys finally
Look, why don't you guys just call your hospital?
You're outta here.
Comin' from a guy who carries an autographed picture of Norman Bates
If he broke down, he should've phoned.
Albert, this might be the highlight of my report.
Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there.
Right.
Ready? Let's go.
Dr. Sachs, please call 452.
Just listen to it. Leave the clipboard. Just listen.
All it does is go, Ping.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Henry.
Your colleagues have come to take you home.
I mean, this man could have any woman in the world,
All the faiths will be represented.
in the middle of the night just to hold?
Everything's fine, Doctor.
Let him go! (GRUNTS)
You're having a psychotic episode.
I'm still makin' things up. Hey, you know what?
50 for the violation.
He thought I was gonna shoot. You thought I was gonna shoot you, right?
Dr. Bauer, would you mind if I had a few
I just want you guys to believe me, okay?
MAN: What you say
Give me a break. Was this guy in your store or on the goddamn moon?
Now for the Yankees, number 10,
Well, actually, it's four bad dreams.
CHORUS: Yeah!
This means a lot.
Up against the wall. Let's go.
HENRY: Mileage to date, 97,411 and two tenths miles.
Okay, Kenny. Put your game face on. Here we go.
Yes! You are the son of God!
Geez. We're waitin' for a news update from a catatonic.
I'm a den mother in stir.
WOMAN: Why don't you just pack your little
There have been a number of obscene
Let me see that.
Yes. I'd have to say the prognosis looks very good.
PREACHER: And know his divine love, they will suffer!
What kind of stretch are we talking about?
You know what's going on, don't you? You know.
I've never agreed with that diagnosis.
Nurse Kremmel looks like Luca Brasi.
Now, that will get my attention.
Come on.
(SIREN WAILING)
but I do know a guy you could talk to.
or my standing at the hospital.
We got to get the van and then we gotta
Here tonight!
I'm totally irresponsible, all right? Okay?
(GIGGLES)
A couple of them actually think they're doctors. Tragic.
He gonna make it? Who knows?
Are we gonna let those cops bury Weitzman?
Hey! I didn't know you were in town.
Where are you calling from?
'Cause I'll get back on my feet someday
(ALBERT WHIMPERING)
And the home
MAN 1: You're a dead man, Alvarez.
Come on, Henry.
Come on. You're breaking my heart.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Billy. Henry. Jack. Dr. Weitzman. You wanna try?
We've been talking about giving Jesus his walking papers,
Okay? Sure.
Billy, I haven't talked to you in three months.
Hey, you got some pretty chronic types here.
Well, looks like we're going to lose you.
of fellow officer Orlando Alvarez
This report should answer any questions.
Did Ed make the wheat grow?
I've had better conversations with cheese.
(SNORTING) Doc. I get up. I take a shower. I put on my clothes.
Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me
They tried to smother him.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Albert, you okay?
Jesus been with me
Fine. You be the doctor, and I'll be the escaped mental patient. Okay?
He smells like tuna fish.
That movie about those gigantic wolves that come out at night,
He's walkin' down Fifth Avenue with a brand-new, 21 -inch color TV.
Hey!
couple minutes of sanity in there, all right?
If they get Mitachi, they're gonna need some good copy.
All the way
ALVAREZ: You bastard!
And don't you come back
Well, you boys look like you're already back on Thorazine.
Jack, it's me, Tom.
And put the clipboard away. We're gonna be using my notes today.
Albert, sit up straight.
You are nuts! Don't touch that!
That's what he called me.
No more, no more, no more, no more
Hey, what happened?
I don't think he cares.
The men have just been arraigned at 100 Center Street,