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(SINGING) Hit the road, Jack
Stars shining bright above you
Just down the hall.
Yes, yes.
Great. He's gonna piss all over the backseat, Doc.
We're getting better.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
surrendered to police this afternoon.
Aren't you the same guy that changed water into wine?
Sure. Take this one.
BILLY: Stop breathing in my face!
as well as nationwide strikes, demanding new elections.
Excuse me.
(GIGGLING)
Hey! What the hell's goin' on down there?
MAN: You're not gonna believe this.
this whole thing bass ackwards.
Joe Orsulak will be in right field, batting eighth,
Actually, this is my idea of a good time.
WEITZMAN: Okay, team.
I mean, this is a pretty serious date.
some of the staff seem to feel this whole trip
MAN: Well, I just may do that, baby!
Hey, those two guys just tried to kill somebody inside.
Yeah. Just hold on a second, Albert.
Wouldn't you like to go out with a guy
Thank you. Have a nice day.
Big inning. See?
This man is clinically insane!
In fact, I think we got 'em trailed
I'm afraid to even get into the sock bin.
Thanks.
I want you to do me a favor, Henry.
Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more
WOMAN: And don't you come back no more
Yeah. Could you recommend a good clinical
with things right now. Okay? Sit down.
What's hopeless? Me, you, those guys in there? What?
It's a goddamn miracle.
STAY OUT of MY Psychosis
Murder.
Yes. This is our group, Ed.
Okay! Who wants to start?
NURSE: Get me security.
Turns out it was a clerical mistake.
Then...
You're very welcome.
I am the Lord, thy god.
It could be traffic, a flat tire. Who knows?
Dr. Weitzman, he's still walking around naked.
I can't leave you guys alone two minutes.
No more, no more, no more
All right, guys. Come on. Let's lighten up.
Bye, Dwight. See ya.
I was a shithead. I'm sorry.
MY CHAIR IS STRAIGHT... ALL OF THE OTHER CHAIRS ARE OUT OF ORDER
(SCOFFS) Fine. Fine.
All the way
two Jack Daniels, one on the rocks, and a Heineken.
break down and give each other a little hug?
Oh, Jesus.
PREACHER: I know my identity.
indicates minor dosage increase.
BILLY: Watch it.
You each get $10 for some hot dogs at the stadium.
MAN 1: You know, sweetheart, we're just tryin' to set you up for life.
Nice going, Doc.
(CHUCKLING) Oh, God.
Very thorough. Names, dates, dollar figures.
He was too violent for Vietnam.
Let's go for 50 or 100.
a complete report of all infractions of hospital rules,
Ooh!
Uncle Phil? Did Martha know about this?
It's tough to take orders from a guy who irons his socks.
I don't carry on conversations with my dog.
Wait a second! Yo!
Henry, I think you better get in there.
It's a conspiracy, Tony.
Exactly. But these idiots don't understand that.
Riley.
and should the public be concerned?
No.
Sane people get all the breaks, huh?
what the therapeutic value of a ballpark frank is for four psychotics.
We had a majority.
Billy, where's Dr. Weitzman now?
Just one? Uh, no comment.
Please.
I don't like to be alone in there.
Yeah. Self-inflicted. Right.
Not someone. The Prince of Darkness.
That Caufield guy lives in a fantasy world.
Check, please.
We got it?
Well, Dr. Weitzman, I'll bet you didn't expect to see us, did you?
The rec hall will look pretty damn good from the bowels of hell.
(HOWLING)
MAN: (SINGING) We meet at evening time
I'm gonna have to go on Thorazine myself.
All right, we're four escaped lunatics.
Go ahead. I got lots of girlfriends.
U.S. Postal Service.
Straight. Is that left?
You weren't there!
Night breezes seem to whisper I love you
You think they're gonna let you out?
There's security on the room?
Been with me Been with me
I think that means no, Doc.
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
The one big soul that belongs to everybody.
Fella ain't got a soul of his own, just... A little piece of a big soul.
We've got a dead New York City cop, and we've got a witness.
See action, I mean?
TV ANNOUNCER: For Baltimore, leading off,
Good, good. Hold it.
One guy barely speaks, one thinks he's Jesus,
Come.
Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you
I kind of danced around Times Square.
It's all right, Albert. I think we'll keep you on the bench for this one.
I mean, isn't the son of God good for a burger in this town?
Thank you, Dr. Newald.
Somebody's trying to kill Dr. Weitzman.
Next week, we'll work on leaving the rest of
Where's Riley and Weitzman?
Jesus been with me
No serial number, no sales record.
Let go!
Browse!
have resulted in the arrest of two detectives