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ERWIN: Oh, yeah, my parents love that one, too.
everything was magic.
It doesn't matter if it's real.
Because your brother just asked me
No, no.
Mmm.
"Dear everybody.
My entire generation is a bunch of mouth-breathers.
Wait, wait, what's wrong? Are you sick?
I think it'd be kind of nice.
I think some deranged part of me likes thinking
Aww.
OMG! Your outfit! It's so cute! I love it!
We got it. We got it. (LAUGHS)
and had about a million fans.
Sure.
She makes a great egg sandwich
NADINE: You could say my mother and I weren't exactly peas in a pod.
Felt pretty good. You... You being nervous for once.
Well, I don't feel like getting in the car with you and her.
In a couple weeks, Dad'll be dead four years.
What he is, is my dad.
Well, I don't know if you know this, but my dad passed away.
KRISTA: Oh, my God.
What do you want me to do, Nadine?
Okay? Hey, life isn't fair sometimes, Nadine, okay? Get over it!
How are you? Are you good? You all right?
"Gosh, I wonder what it's like to actually have a life"?
Glad you circled back around and cleaned that up.
Just take fifth period off, all right? Try to relax.
Here's what I do when I'm feeling down.
and you're making me nervous, Nadine.
Like I want to carry him around in a BabyBjörn.
I wasn't saying that because it's shitty.
Nadine. Hmm.
Oh, Krista, you're home early! Okay.
You enjoying my company?
Why, this pudding is delicious!
Mr. Bruner.
Like pathetic adorable.
(IMITATES BREASTS FLAPPING)
Wow.
Yes! Yes. Nice to officially meet you.
No, no, I can feed and water her from here.
Yeah, I have a one-year expiration date
you meant to say the South seceded.
(GROANS)
I know this isn't any easier for you.
Work it out between yourselves.
MAN: (SINGING) Dickhead You're such a dickhead
(HAIR DRYER WHIRRING)
You are truly pathetic.
Be good.
They literally have a seizure if you take their phone away for a second.
(SIGHS)
I feel like one. You're not a loser, Mom.
You're like the best person I know.
Thank you.
and they have nothing in common with me.
You should've seen him. He had a conniption
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I can't talk right now.
Don't let me chew gum.
Would you like to know an observation that I made this weekend?
and there's no way you're proud of that.
Hey, I just want you to know you're right, Nadine.
I hate you so much.
fart into their backpacks.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
Oh, come on. Come on.
That's totally fine. Like, you'll meet people.
I just thought that an adult, so, you, should know.
Like... (IMITATES GOLF PUTT) (PEN CLATTERS)
All the little tropical fish watching. It'd be kind of spiritual.
I don't even know how it happened.
Stop it!
Think about if it did work out, "Hey, did you floss today?
That's nice.
Well, that's it.
Everything that's on the floor, gone!
Fun.
Dude, I'm not drinking. It's orange juice, genius.
Thank you.
She wants to burn the goddamn house down!
Look, you know what to do...
NICK: Pull this down.
Now, you get your friends out of the pool.
Him or me, now! No, I'm not gonna pick!