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All right! We didn't lose him.
They clean the bowl so you don't have to.
Thank god for Valerie Marie
When you find out Lamborghinis cost 100,000 used
They seem to like me.
Yes!
Watch the guns baby That’s how I get the gals
ladies...
But are you depressed? I mean, your parents, who you were looking for,
If she was here right now, maybe we'd have a house with a little fence
Hey, man, I... I can't say don't make fun of me,
Nah I’m cool
Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back
- It just does. - It just does.
and it's amazing to me that you turned out like you did
I got to tell her what happened, why I got weird.
I was just a little kid.
No, man, but you gotta keep going. What am I gonna do, quit?
All right, well, then, thank God for Joe Dirt.
So, I did a real bad thing there,
See, them airplanes, they dump their toilets 36,000 feet,
Hey, hey, TV people!
Breakfast of champions.
You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. do it again, and i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron
See, it wasn't really my dog. It was this girl's dog.
You keep calling that tractor rap shit country music. Do it again I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
I mean, maybe on day UNICEF will get into the alarm installation busniess Then maybe we can have something to talk about
You don't know how many nights I spent alone staring at that moon
They got me on a radio station tellin' my story to everybody.
- Radio station ID. - Coming to work.
Is that right? You think that's queer?
I
It's the wrong tone.
So, now you have a bunch of names
You see the peanut?
and all the while maintained his positive outlook on life,
But see, I don't know their last name.
Yeah, it is. It came out of the sky.
Nobody wants you around
- Hoorah. - What...
You're my first real friend I've found, outside of Charlie and Brandy.
I was gonna be a janitor.
You see we're not related. We can have sex again
I just wanna say thanks to all the people that stop me in the street
Is this heresy? Is this heresy? What’s up?! What’s up?!
and that means washed under your fingernails and back of your ears
People like that security guard,
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the pre paid wireless business, Until then you gotta go sell people on our value man!
Get this thing full of lighter fluid.
A wig?
Splitting from the pack on my chopper
Maybe one day unicef will get into the trucking business but until then, axle logistics are the folks to see
You two shoot him low, you shoot him high.
I mean, maybe one day unicef will get into the aviation business
Henne to Mahomes before his 98yd drive
THAT’S NOT WHAT I HEARD
You like to see homos naked?
Lmao
Vaya a venderle chorizos a la mona
A Hemi?
Zander Kelly's on the air.
We're startin' this Clown.com kind of a thing.
There. Look. I'm puttin' the lotion on the skin.
- You suck! - You do!
that I'm now referring to as
Hold up. Ho!
I don't mean to interrupt your clown pitch there,
we might move, and you might not know where to find me.
Time not ber frand
You're my lucky meteor. Right on.
They just got their own issues and whatnot.
You rule, Joe!
Your buddy Clem's real name was Anthony Benedetti.
This is a business, not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the used grill business... ...but until then, we're the people to see.
How my text comes out when typing fast...
Are these queer? What's up? What's up?
Listen. You're on your own.
No one that cares if you're alive or dead?
It's Joe Dirt. But if you're just gonna make fun of me, man,
Nobody wants you around PERIOS
You are so pathetic.
- Over here, Mr. Dirt. - Well, it's like this.
Home is where you make it!
I've got to find my parents.
My dad made my last name Dirt for some reason.
"Dear Robby,
Damn boi,
I think I'm going to go to the restroom and take a big Joe Don't forget to wipe your Flacco
I
And I wanna ask her why she was playin' these games with you.
Enough, you broken record! Okay! I've been down here for two weeks, man.
Ma'am, are you selling this car?
All right. I want you to settle down. Don't make me call your probie officer here.
HOME IS WHERE YOU MAKE IT
I mean, I get this loser talking about the moon
Mom! Dad!
Hey, baby, I'm on! Yeah.
I got it. Now what?
Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
How long did you look for me before you gave up?
And it's a good thing that gator didn't get my ring finger,
My face and your ass. How about that, friend?
MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WHAA-BURGER AND SOME FRENCH CRIES!
So one night I just pushed him into the wood chipper Told the cops he fell
The little man, the ordinary person who endured enormous adversity,
Can I say that?
Joe? Joe, come back over here.
I'm sorry about the noise, sir.
This next song goes out to our good friend, Joe Dirt, the dirt man.
George we'll just chop Marley up and throw her onto a tractor George we'll just knock a bookcase on Marley and chop her up
God I hate these nasty things
Brandy, what's that got to do with me? We're always gonna be buddies, right?
YEAH!
Don’t make me…
- The one place we didn't look. - I knew you looked for me.
he’s in dog heaven
After watching Tyler Childers music video
Hey, who's this chick over here? Is that your girlfriend?
Yesterday, provide a little backstory for the listeners,
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the BOURBON business...
... ....
Don't forget to wipe your dirt.
And If Your Drunk, I'm Not gonna play Spin the Bottle Later either!
Holy shit Fuck you
But they say Joe Dirts a weird name & how cool am I
Not me! That's the guy!
Her legs went on for days.
We've got the place surrounded. Come out with your hands in the air.
Hell, Yeah, I'm Going To Louisiana, Brother!
- Hey, a little help? - There he is, boys! Get him!
It’s not why you like It’s the market
Actually, we got separated when I was eight.
I left it here. Friend's house.
You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand
to do anybody any good with my recollections.
especially a cool guy like you, Kicking Wing.
Molar...
I Mean, Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The SaaS Business
See, she signed it right there.
Over in Kansas.
Hey!
I got a backup mic right here.
There's some deals in here.
These are Roman candles, brother. That's good stuff.
So, there I was, right back where I started all those years ago,
Brandy. Brandy is jive.
True Live Resin None of that distillate or added back Terps
Dang. It's out.
I would
Joe Dirte
I'll hold your half for ya.
and "Life's a garden. Dig it."
- No! - Joe! Joe!
Joe! Joe! How are you feeling?
Come on, boy! Come on!
Yeah. And besides, she don't wanna see you anyway.
When the service truck gets a new helper
- I think your dog's in a little trouble here. - What's wrong?
- Good boy. - You got a big family now, Joe Dirt.
You like those spinning tires
We never lost her ..... We was just waitin at the Qmart the whole time!!!
- Excuse me, sir. - Hey, there, young fella.
You have to hit it with a hammer, but it's a good job.
It's training.... It ain't Unicef okay?
He's your real hero, people, not me.
This one time I was jerkin my gerkin
Now, I'll tell you what I could do.
Well, that might be your problem.