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Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the tractor business
Massage Parlor Shooter Parents Speak Out
You know, I'm like a bird. Actually, more like a hard-ass pterodactyl.
- so do you have something inside? - Yeah.
You know what?
Kicking ass award of the week goes to..... Lindsay and Sarah
- I gotta go. - Sure.
This is a Subaru page,not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the Subaru business... But until then, we're the people to see.
No, he's dead.
X-O X-O
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the Kubota storing business
Steer? Is this steer!?
I mean, all these people were on them tour buses that day?
Get her to sew that!
and you can tell he's never even thought of that.
I guess you won the battle.
And, Joe, if you had stayed with them,
Jeramy, xoxo
Joe, can I have an exclusive?
I mean. Maybe one day unicef will get into the house cleaning business
Hey, Robby, what's crappenin'?
- You want it or not? - Yeah, but,
This is professional sports, not a charity. maybe one day unicef will get into the wnba buiness
Watch the gun, baby. That's how I get the gals.
The way you describe that town out in the northwest, Silvertown.
Gotcha.
Did you kick their asses?
I got the poo on me
What's going on out here? You got to keep it down.
That’s right snow, Nobody wants you around. Period.
And I remember my sister yelling it in my face when I was growing up.
See, I just couldn't stand the thought
Go practice falling down I'll be there in a minute
- Yeah! - But I won the war.
Please leave a message.
Here's a picture of Joe when he was a baby.
It's not Clem anymore.
No, I know, man. That's all... That's for you.
Well, would it help if you went back to thinkin' I'm your sister?
Why Canada can’t have fire works
She sounds like a real winner,
Reesha
That sucks.
So you don't know rule 3
Saskia I'm staring at the same moon
No! Killer ketchup gas!
Your route is what you make it,
Joe, he's okay now. He's in dog heaven.
For sure, man. How many?
EVERYBODY KNOW THAT. GODDAMN, BOY.
"Canyon Rubberneckers tour bus.
"The Legend of Dirty Joe."
My Hemi! You got it outta hock for me?
- I am always nice to you, Joe Dirt. - Hey, Brandy.
- Nuts frozen to the porch? - Yes, exactly.
Interesting.
Yeah. One day... Im gonna marry that girl
- That's cool, man. Whatever. - No, no, no, no, no!
Me today when Kayla made it to her due date.
Snakes and sparklers!!
I mean, maybe one day unicef will get into the Microsoft Premier game Until then, David is the guy to see
You see we're not related. We can have sex again What. Jilly.
MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE ENGINEERING BUSINESS
That soft honey-blonde hair.
That's just it. I don't know his name. That's what I'm tryin' to find out.
So, later on today, I'm pickin' up my Hemi Road Runner. That's right, I said Hemi.
but... But how exactly do you not go right back to the place
Do you have any idea what it's like to be a kid and have nobody around to talk to?
MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE BUSINESS OF PROVIDING MATCH 22 RIFLES
Ah it’s so flat
he'd take me hunting with him and his dog.
Yeah, he was gonna flay you alive, then use your skin to cover himself
What's up?
Move your asses. Come on.
Thank you.
It's a wig. I was born without the top of my skull.
Hey, Brandy, I'm sittin' here with a friend of yours,
That’s a big 10-4
YOU LIKE TO SEE HOMOS NAKED??
Here's your week's pay.
Yeah.
Funny Def leppard sucks
Bob Seger? Be honest. Back then you were listening to Leif Garrett.
I MEAN MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE MECHANICAL DESIGN BUSINESS BUT UNTIL THEN WE HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN
That’s why dad named you Joe dirt instead of SchoonmakerS
We're sittin' with the king of all dirt-balls, Mr. Joe Dirt.
First day back at work after 8 days at dealing with busted up cars and life itself LOL
Well, well, well,
Wait, wait, man. I found out later that she wasn't my sister.
Not makin'?
checkin the credits to see if i was in spaceman
I had the doctor surgically put on a wig that's a little more contemporary.
What are you gonna do now, Joe?
That thing with the twerking is comin’ off a little fruity
What's going on, man? I saw a snail over there and he said,
Alright well Thank god for sapd
Thank you for taking me kayaking, even though you took me to the river I was already at.
It's not about wHat you like.
Bear and river
Yeah, dream on, Dirtboy.
Don't try to church it up
The past is past, the future's now.
I wish he'd never found us! Look what he did to my children!
- A fork! - Yeah. No. What?
frozen in a freezer 'cause it's all wet?
I'm worthless.
Guess whos awake now tiger! Corey nooooo!
When they whine about the bill.
Now, go on, go get him. Go bring help. Go get help now.
They saw you on the news when you saved those kids. They thought you got a reward.
It Just Does.
No, man. No, you don't need to bother her none.
I love you, Joe, with all my heart.
Joe dirt
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the warehouse buisness Until then we're the guy to see
This kid should get his money back.
I can't wait to see you and tell you everything.
Hey mott, how bigs your Johnny??
Hey, You’re grounded!
Taken a big...
It reviews the app Or it gets the hose
And was there ever a time
Don't focus on the wrong part of the story, brother.
Help!
And I feel like I know where you live. I've got you in my crosshairs now.
- Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! - Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt!
I thought you had a Hemi.
Where are you?
Joe Dirte.
I'm done with that fart. You want that?
Come on.
Show me them boobies...
Brandy, I got a hole in my heart. I don't know how to fix it.
especially after that brutal run-in with Buffalo Bob.
Life gets hard, you know?
- Coming down! - Hey, bro, come on down!
This Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe one day UNICEF will start a law firm, till then, I’m the guy to see.
I tell you what. Why don't you practice spittin' out teeth,
I was finally home.
Why They just do
He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.
The guy doing the police sketch thought I was messin' with him,
Hey everybody. It’s bobcat!
With great power comes great responsibility
You think I
- Makin' fun... - Sorry, Joe.
Massage Parlor Shooter Parents Speak Out
- Can I ask you a question? - Sure, honey. Shoot.
That's it. You and me. Let's go.
Like one time, I was jerkin' my gherkin.
Well, there you go.
It's no big deal. It actually sounds pretty cool.
Man. Swerve them potholes Because of the A-Bomb
No way I'd ever sell you, Meteor. Not in a million years.
Is this queer Is this queer
Where's my supplies?
Balls to the wall?
I agree. So does America.
Hi, this is Brandy. I'm not here right now.
This is a business, not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the bond trading business, but until that happen, I am the man to see
It's a pretty big pile of puke.
We'll get you a whaaburger and some french cries
Even you liked that didn’t you
You like those spinning tires
The Rambler wagon. That's a rare car.
When you find out Lamborghinis cost 100,000 used
You might as well ask, "Why is a tree good?
No, you can.