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- You know, your friend tried to kill me. - He's a lying snot.
Hey, Fernando, Happy Birthday!
I don't know what to do. I don't know where I am.
My Cubans.
Would you like to meet him?
See, it's not really a bubble.
Nothing is finer than being in your diner
Well, hey.
Does he have the address?
I was watching the show with my son Donald.
What kind of a bubble, like an igloo?
So what?
Because he's my directions.
I think I'm excited
I’m sorry. The card says poops.
Some little bald guy from the city.
...the weekend's over just like that.
...keeping these marginal, brain-dead relationships alive.
No.
How about taking your top off?
Yeah. Okay...
I just realized, you never gave me back the change from the tolls.
I think I'm excited!
- Why? What? What? - Because we were just saying...
- What about me? - Well, you'd be naked, of course.
- Come on, let's go in. - What?
Oh, he's a lying little snot, and he's a cheater. Aren't you, you little twerp?
You don't understand. I want the picture.
I swing with the best of them
Moops? Let me see that.
No, it's good for you.
- I'm going to kill him! - He's choking me!
That's right, buddy. It's private. It's very private.
This is for the game.
- One picture left in the trunk. - Thanks. This is fun.
I swing with the best of them.
Hold it a second.
If anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky.
Donald. Stop.