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Anyway, I would go to Soulstice, but I can't.
Sorry, I'm training for my new job as a bitch waitress,
Oh. Okay, cool, thanks, Doctor.
Well, it's cut in half, so it's a lunch potato and a dinner potato.
Hey, um...
Yeah, totally.
I'm going back in.
(SIGHS)
Canadian queen of country pop, Shania Twain, dude!
- And be cool. - Yeah, let's stretch you out.
Hm.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Oh, I'm not a doctor.
I'm such a Chandler.
and then it would be true or something, I don't know.
All right! Rock star.
Can we stop?
No, I wouldn't recommend steroids for you yet.
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) - Yes?
Wait, stop. Listen...
Yeah.
- Hi. - You have no idea how many times
- You feel it? - I feel it.
- Hey. - Ilana, it's me.
You need to chill!
Wheel me off.
But before I knew it, you quit 'cause you "won Powerball."
No, I... I accidentally sent a package to the front desk.
Okay, we're just warming up your wrist, Shania. You got this, all right?
No, no, I said man.
Squeeze and hold.
You're single Abbi, and that's cool.