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Now, let's go. I've got it all planned out.
At least 60% of them are born blind.
♪ is all I really want this year! ♪
♪ Killing us! ♪
No, no, no. I... I can explain.
You're not gonna kill Santa Claus,
but I... I'm not driving you to the North Pole.
7 x 619 = 4333
Johnny, the one who's getting the bat.
We're gonna need another pair of pants...
and then I'm gonna blow his brains out,
Mr. Elf, sir?
It's a horror show up here!
we've been in line for, like, two hours.
I... I don't think he even knows where he is.
Well, whatever sort of trick this is,
Oh, my God.
and if Santa isn't there, I'll do something for you.
And another chair.
2 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 5 x 13 = 3510 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 11 = 2816
What the hell did you do?!
7 x 5393 = 37751
That son of a bitch.
I'm so... I'm so sorry.
2 x 3 x 13 x 23 = 1794
Oh, you're sorry? For... For what?
♪ and a dad who doesn't drink. ♪
where she doesn't even open her eyes or really wake up,
- You have cash, eh? - I don't know, my name carries a little weight,
instead of one of those fake cartoony ones?
♪ is all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪
And you've got to listen to me.
Great! Not even halfway through Canada, and we're stuck.
♪ with some black guys and some blow ♪
That little guy is my niece Abby, you douche.
jessica biel and megan fox
♪ Japanese girls with no restraint ♪
Luna Luna
♪ All these happy wishes ♪
I'll let you take that one for me, Brian.
Wait. Where are you going?
Ah... Thank God!
- What? - What?
Uh... Hello?
There's an old, abandoned hunting cabin about two miles north of here.
Well, thank you for taking the time
Ooh, giggity!
Uncle Glenn, am I dying?
and take me to the North Pole now!
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year. ♪
He was gonna call the cops, man!
Hey, Lois, would you make an appointment for me