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There is a Ferris wheel here, and a guy hosing vomit!
♪ from someone named Jeffrey. ♪
Santa 1 - Uh... Hello?
Wow, cool. Cool.
Because when you get there, you may find out
Well, folks, you heard it here first on Channel Five News.
Hey, there.
One gift is okay.
Wait a minute, why the hell do you want to kill Santa?
I'm just saying, it seems a bit excessive.
Well, it has to be small because of all the tiny elves.
Giddy-up.
that can fix cars, that'd be great.
The North Pole!
Would he succeed?
Oh, boy, get ready for the letters.
And whatever I say in two days,
He gives and gives and gives,
♪ and lots of Christmas cheer ♪
hopefully with his bitch wife watching.
I used to be, a long time ago.
that's half chinchilla and half mink,
♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year. ♪
I think they need to be coaxed.
Lois!
Okay, let's get the presents under the tree.
Come on.
I'm gonna head for that roof.
something happened at the mall,
Who are you?
Educate yourself, you fool.
Huh? Does he not really exist? Hmm?
No, I'm already a member of AAA.
♪ is all I really want this year! ♪
Do you know how much talking it took
mama
I'm okay.
Hey, you want to hear a real live-action fart
Count me in.
This looks like Bridgeport, Connecticut.
I'm Stewie Griffin, and I'm going to kill you!
I can.
- Hey, now they know he was here. See? - Stop it!
I'll tell you what, you take me to the North Pole,
We came down the bus and the city
Oh, for the love of God, they're still in the sleigh.
No, you were the last one out!
Oh, my God, look at the line.
♪ just to choke me till I faint ♪
because he doesn't exist.
even in hard times, but if we don't,
The reason there was no Christmas this year
As long as I've got all you people watching,
Oh, come on. I... I didn't know she was dying.
Ah, look at this.
Well, then who the hell is John...?
Wait! I know what happened to Christmas!
I'm sure you are quite busy.