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I will not be deterred.
I don't know, boys, he's in rough shape.
There's two apartment buildings on this block alone!
The world failed Santa.
Wait. What are you doing?
♪ There's too much to do. ♪
You might need a hose, eh?
That was a disaster.
♪ And a little drummer boy. ♪
Do you have a brother?
You can't call the cops on Santa.
Well, there isn't a great deal of sport in that.
Mommy!
Okay, you got a deal.
Uh, sir?
Look at the toxic waste we're producing.
He can't keep this pace up anymore.
and I want a Magna Doodle and a new Uno game
Look, they're all eating each other, anyway!
Triple A, you know? AAA.
Okay, let's go see Santa Claus.
If all of us everywhere can just cut back our demands
Come on, now.
What?
You gonna tell me that Elmo isn't real?
Oh, so you are with Triple A?
I can if you want to join AA, eh?
Sailor Moon Help help
Okay.
But an hour and a half, Brian!
Local officials are going with the theory
Except for Santa's wife
I'm Santa.
does anyone want to buy some pot?
Oh, interesting. Interesting theory, Brian.
Well, at least we're done
Say yes to life, Brian!
This is ridiculous... We are not going to the North Pole.
♪ every smile makes it all worthwhile? ♪
They don't know how much time she has left.
Me? I didn't do this.
No, I mean, it looks like you need a part, eh?
I'm just holding it. Is this the trigger?
Lulu
♪ All those dreams are nightmares ♪
♪ I just want a wedding ring ♪
and I'm gonna kill that bastard!
Oh, my God, are... Are you all right?
Brian, how long do you think we've been driving?
Move over.
to be neutered in two days?
What?
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
All right, Brian. Let's do this.
I'll tell you who we are... The lucky ones.
but he sure wasn't what they expected.
Ow! You bitch!
Happy holidays!
Well, drunk or not, can you help us?
No, it's... It's in the yard.
You know, those... Those aren't socks and underwear
- What's the matter? - We're out of gas.