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Shut up, you old bag
I'm having an affair with Elaine? If I was having an affair with Elaine...
Matches. Really long matches.
...and then I would go see Elaine.
Look, I got a few good years left.
Now, my sources tell me...
He stole my marble rye.
- Gee. - What?
Oh, you did?
We'll wait.
We met skiing that time. You're married to the eye guy.
Can't we eat at a decent hour? I'll treat. Okay?
- Forget it. - Elaine.
No, I can't feel anything.
What are you talking about?
I was thinking. I mean, I'm not really doing that much this weekend...
That would blow his mind. He's always wanted one...
- ... I think I'd like to do it. - What?
Elaine? What's going on?
- Hey, cable guy's looking for you. - Oh, yeah?
We can fix that. We can fix that.
Oh, hi, Jerry. Mrs. Choate, this is my son, Jerry.
Because, you know...
I'll got something on the radar!
To what do we owe this honour?
...which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark.
...I wouldn't tell you I'm seeing Elaine.
Yeah, yeah. She's seeing this guy, Art Vandelay.
- Forget that we ever talked. - It is so forgotten.
- Why not? - I don't feel like taking a ride.
I have never been anyone's type.
Thousands?
I've got thing on the radar!
- That's what this is about. - Okay.
Because Art and I were getting into this whole thing...
- What? - Nothing. Nothing.
Proof, you want proof? He’s driving around in a brand new Mercedes.
- You see, that's nice. - Yeah, maybe a Cadillac.
I didn't know you made that kind of money.
- What did he say? - He's voting to impeach.
Must be nice, to have nothing to say.
Only You?
Manure. It's really not that bad.
Hey, Jerry, look at this.
Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky bald men.
Always Jerry... always.
I love her. She was fantastic.
WE HAD A PACT!!!
If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it.
- Building C. - For impeachment.
You think you're a big shot now, because you're eating at Wendy's at 6PM?!?!
- Wow, you are quite the good son. - Yeah.
I know you a long time, Morty, but I cannot hold it in any longer.
No, he never heard you. I told you he didn't hear you.
- Well, what do you think? - Look at this.
Yeah.
Morty Seinfeld, you are officially dismissed as condo president.
I'm a very good boy.
What?
- How do you know? - Oh, get out of here, Mr. Big Shot.
- Jerry's a comedian. - No, I don't watch TV.
Shut up, you old bag.
You know, I mean, you just KNOW it all And I am Miss Stupid