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Grab the baby monitor.
I've gone through hell.
I can't. No.
We've gotta get Brooke to hook up with Pete publicly.
Do not call your mother!
Kelly, there's one left!
Not your face.
(MAC AND KELLY MOANING)
And see all those bitches that I hate
and I am really starting to feel it right now. Yeah.
It's Jimmy time. You know what I mean?
What does he do? Does he puke, or does he drink?
Dicks in our hands.
No, dude, no. I'm Batman. This is what Batman sounds like.
Who's my little Heisenberg? You are!
GARF ON SPEAKERS: Oh, shit!
Oh, oh! Oh!
I just want to let you know, I ate a pot brownie before coming in here.
That's so weird. Is anything else missing?
ALL: Assjuice. Assjuice.
and it's terrible.
KELLY: Oh, it fucking hurts! I need this milk out of me.
Oh, shit! That's not a balloon!
Wait. You guys shaved?
Christian Bale? Christian Bale.
This is so spontaneous.
Tell 'em, Teddy.
Our probation's been lifted! Our probation's been lifted!
You used so much tongue!
Infinite diamonds
((GROANS) Delta Psi this shit!
Thanks for missing our meeting, Mr. VP.
Sweet. Yeah.
Okay.
We are not high-fiving.
(PANTING) Oh, jeez, it's so far.
Okay. It's happening. It's totally happening.
What are you talking about? That's not how it works.
(SCREAMING)
I'm Taxi Driver De Niro.
You're a bad boy! Get off our porch.
Yeah, man. Yeah.
I thought we were taking pictures. I cleaned up a little, but...
They treated you like shit. They degraded you.
Holy shit! That's a lot of fireworks.
ASSJUICE: I'm scared. You're scared?
Baby's first rave. Baby's first rave.
Hey, sweetie. Hey, little girl.
Let's go. Go team.
Oh! Mrs. Haywood, you're better than that.
I'm not mad.
she leaves a wife-beater on.
So many party discoveries.
pointing right towards your dick.
We could lead a revolution.
Keep it down.
Okay, we'll get that milk out. Get the pump. Ow!
Yes, it's offensive that I have to be the smart one all the time!
He's done.
Ahhh!
Shit, they're hootie-hooing!
Life's crazy.
Dude, we missed the airbag!
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
Compadres before I sleep with tu madres.
I feel free.
That's all my weed, and it's really hard for me to get weed.
Okay. Bye. Love you.
What are you doing? Yeah.
The US plays Red China in ping-pong.
KELLY: Hey!
It means you're too dumb.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Four-twenty?
I'm gonna give you a world-class knuckle sandwich.
Michael Keaton is Batman to me.
And Romie the Homie.
Well played. What the fuck?
There'll be food, blankets. It's gonna be great.
Found the airbags!
What? Yeah.
dezo dezo
Oh, it's the best!
Look at my eyes.
I think it's over.
What the fuck?
We said some shit that rhymed? Are you crazy, man?
What is this? Is this our flyer?
MAC: Hey!
Are you kidding me?
You know, Keep it down.
To believe in the life of love...
Holy fuck.
What? They're fucking hootie-hooing.
Here they are.
Gay couple? Gay couple?
Yeah, it's fucked up.
All right.
Whoo!
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides...
MAC: Look, you just take these spy glasses.
The music?
I never wanted to have to use that on you!
Yeah, because someone refuses to grow up.
Celebrities.
Fraternity Practices Safe Sex.
Hey.
They're gonna wake Stella. What do we...
She's a little flirt.
Could have been anyone. Any one of these people could have called.
We went nuts.
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MAC: (PANTING) Wait. Wait.
(WHOOPING)
I know the Spanish department is looking for a new building.
I fucking love you, man.
I'm sorry. I rescind the complaint.
Infinite. Infinite.
The year is 1971. (19703 ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Well, that's crazy.
I give you beer pong!
Don't open this door no matter what you hear!
and I really need you there. Please?
Do you promise? I promise.
That's not only offensive, but it's fucking stupid.
Hey. Do not let anyone upstairs, you got me?
This is the moment. Let's do it. Okay. I need to go out!
MAC: Holy shit.
Nice! That was good! JIMMY: That was good. That was really good.
Oh, shit!
I think I was near one of those oil drums for too long.
(MOUTHING)
Can I come?
Mac! Okay.
You should've said it before you let me answer.
It's not gonna come off.
I'm sorry, guys. He's too good of a dude.
Thank you very much.
It's the frat's condom! That's the frat's condom!
Bubbles Tells Caillou To Be Quiet!
(CAR ALARM BLARING) This party is getting out of control.
Do you see that empty space on the wall?
Those things are always fucking disappearing.
Oh, Jesus! (SCREAMS)
(BABBLES)
Sixty-nine?
That would be a fucking disaster. Oh, Jesus.
MAC: No. No, we're making a Stella calendar.
This is gonna be the best calendar yet.
Yeah, take a bow.
Yes! Come on.