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This is the only party I want to be at.
Oh, my God. Shut up, Scoonie.
It tastes funny.
BOTH: Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'm a more obtainable goal.
I'll never talk! I'm unbreakable!
You, too, Deadwood. There you go.
Hey, man.
No, I'm not that drunk.
No, we've got the baby, so... We've got the baby. We can't.
Oh! Fuck!
You can go. No noise complaint.
Jasmine from Aladdin! Jasmine from Aladdin!
Assjuice! Assjuice!
Oh, no, Assjuice. Breaking? The guy was right.
WATKINS: Yo, is there a party going on around here?
What are you thinking about?
Let's be crazy.
We gotta save this. What do we do? Okay, okay, okay.
You're kidnapping our baby! Asshole!
(STAMMERS)
Dixon Our Hands
Be a man and milk me.
and now you're talking back.
MAC: Epic night!
(BOTH GASP)
We were fucking virgins. All right?
I gotta get more shit. Okay. Okay.
Teddy's gonna start pushing you around
Their dicks bought a hot tub? My dick couldn't buy a hot tub.
That would be so dope.
I got an 8er from Gary.......... What the fuck man
What about one of those small prostitute guns?
No! No!
Scoonie put his dick in your mouth
I’m sneaking
I put a little Hebrew in the school sign, you know, like a coded game.
ASSJUICE: Your neighbors got me to wear them,
you know, I'm always thinking about the headlines, right?
Are you kidding me?
We fuck with their house. They can't afford to fix it.
Hey, what's up, man?
Wait. Shit! Another video.
(CHUCKLES) Yes. I'm gonna kill you.
Lame that we're on probation.
One big difference, the heist isn't done!
What's cool is we're almost roommates.
That's the song. How could they know that's happening?
Everybody out! Party's over!
That's awesome.
I think I like old people shit better than young people shit now.
I think I better pump.
But, I'll see you back at the house, yeah?
Don't call the cops, okay?
Holy fuck.
No! Hey, I'm Batman!
I fucking love you, Pete. I love you!
We're having sex one minute...
Throw shit off the porch!
Oh, my God! Jesus Christ, guys!
They're yelling and fighting. The ringleader's name is Scoonie.
Delta Psi!
Uh-uh. I wasn't asleep.
Mario and Luigi before Thelma & Louise-ee.
And you keep making money no matter what!
Okay? Just push back.
Alcohol, drugs, passports, ping-pong paddles.
Stop it!
Hey, you boys have to go digital.
GIRLS: Aw!
No.
KELLY: I really needed that. MAC: Thank you so much.
Just the tour. Cool. TEDDY: Oh, it's so exciting!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Yeah.
(SIREN WAILING)
My boobs really hurt.
She won't even let me see them, is what's fucked up.
Don't slap my boob.
I can't sell your house.
You're upsetting Jinxy cat.
Why would you do that?
Oh, my God. Thank you. No problem, man.
No. They are.
but I think you're freaking out
It feels so good, homie. What are you doing later?
You know how many BJs I've been promised?
Okay, okay! Come on!
You don't know that. People could want it for after.
Because in a few weeks, when school ends, so does our probation.
I'm gonna move back to Australia if you don't stop.
Yeah, it's a really bad one.
Not that surprised.
Who do you think... Come on. Oh, my God.
We were one of 33 offers
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
We're celebrating.
Oh?
We're a great team. Thanks.
Good night. Good night.
Why not do both?
Okay. Ow! Fuck!
Good luck with all your problems, officer.
Fuck you! No, no.
Do you think your brothers would really treat you like that?
(GROANS)
stand here with our dicks in our hands.
Okay, let's go. We'll go now.
(BABBLING) Huh?
She's fine. She's fine. You know what?
Lame, isn't it, Pete?
What'd you say? It's not a good headline.
They can't tell it's us.
Okay. I'm serious.
Like, low twos.
No.
We've got Delta Psi dildos we can merchandise.
We're actually looking for candidates
Get the fuck out of here! You're so gross!
He'll haze the fucking shit out of you.
Are you talking to me?
I'm about to rip this shit out of the ground.
Brothers have a bond that goes beyond friendship.
We should go over there, okay? And talk to them.
And... I'm too drunk to come.
Hello. This is Julia Child.
Oh, my God.
His dick is this big!
Stay the fuck away from me!
TEDDY: Guys!
Come on.
We'll put it on the books. Okay, cool. Great.
No! No, no! It's like a wink, you know?