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ALL: Whoa!
Masturbrate before ask her to date
We've been successful a 91% of our cases. If we don't get you any money, we won't charge you a dime. Call us at 1-800-333-0000 now.
Yeah, again, if you can just generally
Fuse box. We'll turn the party back on.
Lock the door, draw yourself a bath. Relax.
This is my room. Off limits during parties.
People have hot-boxed showers.
It is. Well, it's the second dream.
(LAUGHING) Hey, too soon.
He's so charming, he'll get the cop to leave.
(LAUGHS)
It's a distraction?
Well, maybe you should be. That's never been me.
No...
Are you talking to me, or are you talking to him?
We have a baby. We're parents.
Assjuice.
It's open. It's open.
I'm gonna take our child and go.
Hey, it's Ray Romano. What are you doin'?
Calm down. Count of three.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
YOLO!
An errant ball lands in a brother's beer,
That's a beautiful thing.
BOTH: Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!
(WHOOPING)
No, man. I just mean, like, you're the President, you know?
Like this...
What? No.
(ALL CHEERING)
That's two strikes.
BOTH: Whoa! (LAUGH)
What do we do? Okay, okay. I know what we do.
Holy shit. That was close.
This is Mark Wahlberg. If you don't come to this party,
(JIMMY SCREAMING)
I love you, too, but... Get out of here, man! Just go!
I can't do boob. I can do Bob.
I want a baby. I'm gonna have a baby.
KELLY: Okay. Congratulations.
Yeah, we got six months left.
It's a pretty good gig. Yeah.
Absolutely.
I'd say, optimistically, you're looking
My boobs are feeling really full.
Ready?
Okay. My friend is spinning at the Royalton tonight.
Everyone's leaving!
We're a great team.
Well played, motherfuckers.
Yeah.
Look at me. You trust me, right?
(STELLA CRYING ON BABY MONITOR)
Hi, how's it going?
But tonight, forget the hot-box.
Looks like the party shut down.
(YELLS)
Hey, Teddy. It's Mac again. Your neighbor.
We just said it at the same time!
All right.
(STELLA CRYING ON MONITOR)
All of it. All of it.
Hootie-hoo When we see cops
Step one, lock down a babysitter.
How are the guys?
Sometime soon. I'll just... I'll get back to you.
KELLY: See? You're such a lame-o!
Well, it's still really good to see you, man.
We got to get him out of there! Distraction.
As soon as they move in, they know this
I milked you.
Get the money and the sweet spot And forever hollerin'
It's because of the Hebrew.
What? We're not off probation!
Crazy! I owe you, man.
Wait. Shit! Diaper bag! It needs to be restocked.
There's no consistency here.
No, I see you guys right there. One moment.
I think you should. Come on.
PETE: Upstairs clear!
HOOTIE WHO WHEN LOUIE SHIPS
You guys are doing a joint file?
Let's go. Get the party started! Come on!
You're like, My life is over! Everything's different!
We can finally go back to our lives.
We'll never not be responsible for someone until we're so, so old.
I gotta get back. Gotta get back, gotta get back.
You don't have a choice!
Cops are here.
I'm so sorry. It was so dumb.
We are fucked, man.
I'm a Supernova Burn bright, die young
Wow. Man, you should go to class sometime.
She's so crazy.
Dope. PETE: Cool.
It's a choker!
But you keep half.
I just want to let you know, I ate a pot brownie before coming in here.
No, guys! Hey, hey!
We're cool, they shut up, she goes to sleep. Done.
You’re gonna have to OOF me
It's mostly guys, but I'm gonna find a girl pretty soon.
Shut the fuck up Rob
They're broke. They don't have any money.
Oh, little puppy, I love you! Mwah!
So, what it's gonna be next? They're gonna break into the house?
(ALL CHEERING)
that are a little more academically inclined.
Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush, man!
Dixon Our Hands
but we can get the biggest hot tub in the world!
There's a moving truck. Wow.
I'm Batman!
We come on like peers. Yeah. Yes.
It would just work all the time. It would be awesome.
KELLY: That's our baby.
They won't stop partying!
Yeah?
Old people?
Wow. Whoa.
I can't...
That dude forgot the golden rule.
Very sorry about this.
Okay. This is crazy!
but then he convinced me to hang around.
What do they call it in Australia? Chancellor.
Go. go! All right! Hey!
Yes! Come on, Delta Psi!
What should we do next?
Who makes flyers anymore?
No, this is Ray Romano and... No, this is Ray Romano...
What? Of course she is, because you're a little princess.
or we get too noisy, just talk to me, or talk to Pete.
This could be, like, a doorway to
What do you think of my new necklace?
What are you guys doing out here?
When Khaleesi comes on, I'm like... (BOTH YELLING)
She's still behind you.
I'm Teddy. This is Pete.
But I love it.
Ho, no, you haven't. I'm just saying.
Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch. How you doing?
Baby, we're a hot team.
Fuck!
We have to go work on that joint file.
Another one! Another one!
We are back. It's happening. Okay.
Oh, my God. I'm a mama bear.
What the fuck?
BOTH: (SINGING) Born and bred up on the street top
Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice!
Fuckers! Fuck!
Bad call.
I'm taking you to Boner Town, bitch.
I thought that was her name. No.
GARF: Let's do it.
I'm Snakeman!