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Old man. Oh, my nuts!
And the dog goes, 'Woof, woof, woof, woof!'
Get off of me!
I made some blue meth. It's Gatorade.
Hootie hoo Hootie hoo
You seem distraught?
They're gonna condemn the house.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just a tiny bit.
Get out!
T-Bone, Gerbil, Jizzface, let's get the fuck out of here! Let's go!
I love you, I'm sorry.
Deez nuts before skinny sluts.
And remember, once they start kissing,
Me, too.
We're just getting dressed! I'm naked!
No! Teddy!
They need to be cool to us, okay? Yeah, yeah.
Awesome, man. Yeah.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait!
How the fuck would that make me feel better?
Everything changes completely. Yeah.
What? That's what dean is here.
We did it.
Now they got Sex Book and Fuck Friends and...
(ALL CHEERING)
Hey, dude.
Now I can't stop thinking of them.
What do I do?
I'm surprised and shocked, honestly,
It could be anywhere!
That'll solve all our problems.
All right. All right. Nice.
No, we'll have a great day! We'll have a great day. Okay. Bye!
What was that?
PETE: Get the hell out of here.
Okay, I cried wolf. Never call us again.
No, she's the chancellor.
I had no money either. We had no money.
Okay. Okay.
We got to get everyone out of here!
You're in so much fucking trouble. Come with me, pledge.
Cell phones. Oh.
(SCREAMS)
I feel so lame. I can't believe we called the cops.
Jesus Christ, not another dance-off.
Yeah, suck it! Suck my dick.
I get it! He's got a huge dick!
Me and Kelly, we have found a way
JIMMY: Oh, God!
It's nice.
Go, go. Okay.
It smells delicious in here.
Ajoint. Thank you, guys.
Man, literally, the last time we lit those off, we burned the house down.
Dude, I don't want you to take this the wrong way,
Okay.
(MURMURING) Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, good. Yeah, I'm good, I'm fine.
Maybe we come on... We act cool.
Assjuice!
This is the life, the way, the light of Delta Psi.
You know what? She needs an extra Onesie in case she craps herself.
I know what you might be thinking.
You are not getting through this door.
Dixon Our Hands
(BOTH LAUGHING)
ALL: (CHANTING) He's still alive.
It's really not.
It wasn't as bad as it seemed. I'm fine.
Yeah, I'm good, man. How's it going?
It escalated to a really crazy place. That was really nuts, man.
How's it going, sweetie? Good.
Who the fuck says that to a couple of parents?
Great night!
I like to have fun with it.
Hey, you know, I think the clay is stuck to my pubes.
ALL: No!
Hey, Mac, Kelly. What's up?
Hold that gam steady, Pete.
And where did you go? Right here.
They're so loud.
I thought we were over that. What are you...
I think we'll be good at it and bad at it.
That's amazing.
I'm a bit bored, but I'm fine. I'm fine.
It doesn't mean anything if you don't earn it.
Okay, thanks, man. Dope. Cool.
It's an important, key phrase here.
She's awake. Okay.
Get those little motherfuckers, turn them against each other.
Shit!
Okay, you're right. It's just a limp dick.
It only gets better and better!
I'm not a cow! Well, how else do you do it?
Okay, yeah!
Look at that 3-D printer go.
(SIRENS WAILING) You got a bright future, kid.
So you guys have never hooked up?
But now, I realize that that's all gonna go back to normal.
Hey, you guys don't want to go back to your
Come on. Thank you.
Hazing scandals! Yes!
Come on, just relax. I got you.
KELLY: Assjuice. MAC: Assjuice.
Hey. It's a fabulous neighborhood.
You do it. You do it. You do it.
You gotta pump? I think I need to pump.
Great party, right? Awesome party.
And what are these kids in the pink shirts?
I don't know, bitch. Is it a dance-off?
We were pissing. We crossed streams.
Don Draper. Yeah. MAC: Yeah, Don Draper.
Like the cat. My father... Yeah.
How about some shots, guys?
It's pretty thick. It's a big file.
It'd be so fun.
Okay. There you go. Love you, sweetie. Okay.
I can do cock. I can do C-O-K.
Fuck, they're coming up the driveway. Oh, shit, they're coming.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
When ever Something goes good
I'll hold onto your balls forever.
They're barbecuing.
Pete's a fancy architect, designing buildings and stuff.
KELLY: Your brothers?
What is this? What are they doing?
(JIMMY GROANING)
Yeah, I'm Meet the Fockers De Niro.
That was sexy. Can I make out with someone now?
it would be great to have you and Kelly
Kelly!
(BOTH MOANING)
Let's get the leading men out of the way.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Yeah. Right?
Our rooms are, like, 10 feet away from each other.
She's all ready to go.
Oh, yeah!
You had sex with my girlfriend!
Dude, why do you think you're so obsessed
Paula, flirt with Scoonie. Keep him talking and distracted.
Hootie Hoo!
What would be great is if they didn't think they were on probation.
See you guys.
Oh, God.
So long, neighbor.
(MEOWING)
I don't know about that. Let's just...
Yeah, I know. But they're our neighbors.
I'm not gonna come.
No. No.
Strike three. Yes!
Okay? You so much as throw a party,
Because I was surrounded by my brothers.
You know that I'm not like that, and I've never been like that.
There he is. Hey!
One of us has got to be the adult in this relationship.
I'm gonna come. Come, baby.
All right, let's pull these bad boys off and see what we've got.
No!
Why are you guys not coming out? Is fucking Jimmy there? Jimmy?
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What a stupid fucking fight to have.
Who cares?
Get back in line, Assjuice!
If you want to be up there so bad, just put your picture up.
Airbags? Yeah.
Just say it normal! I can get it!