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Jimmy! Wake up! Wake up, man.
But... Okay, wait. Maybe we don't come on strong, though.
Those are for you.
I love lasagna!
Fucking just learn to deal with it, okay?
No, we're here to tell you to turn it up.
Who still has waterbeds?
Sagging all over the place! It'll be like this.
How are we supposed to stand on the shoulders of giants?
Here's a headline. How about, Go Fuck Yourself?
We fell asleep. Let's go. Let's go.
Like, my brother's fraternity also thinks they invented beer pong.
This is where we keep all the important shit.
Let's get walkie-talkies and talk to each other all the time.
I gotta get this out of me.
And Vice President, we call...
Shut the fuck up.
'Woof, woof, woof!'
Okay.
I love you so much. I'm so sorry.
Why are you so calm?
So, Duke Lacrosse Team Rapes Stripper. Bad headline.
Garfield. Garfield, yeah. Yeah.
So, are we cool with what happened last night?
She's excited to see you.
Scoonie. Not now.
Guys, don't talk. Please let me handle this.
She's totally fucking looking at us.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
You party pretty heavy.
Okay, Kevin, I don't think we're a good team anymore.
Just a little bit. A little bit.
Okay.
Don't cry.
Get the fuck out of here!
What the fuck, man?
I'm a psychology minor, you know that.
I'm so sorry.
(ALL CONTINUE IMITATING DANCE MUSIC)
And this isn't the first time. No, no, no, no. They flooded the basement.
I love you!
He's right there! He's right there!
So, you're the little princess.
I could not deal with that right now. Fuck, no way.
What the fuck do you want, man?
Keep your dick away from my wife!
Nice, okay. Good to see you, dude.
Delta Psi, bitch. Now! I'm gonna call the police!
Get them out of here forever! Out!
Boom! Yes!
That's not what you would do.
What?
What about the end-of-the-year bash, Teddy?
If we actually go over there and tell them to keep it down,
And they're gonna fucking party a lot.
Old people don't fuck like we just did.
It escalated very quickly.
but Delta Psi is simply responsible
We're hip. Oh, they're like us.
I've always wanted to do this.
Two! (SHRIEKS)
PETE: I hope we can build a great future together.
Dicks in our hands.
(BOTH IMITATING EXPLOSIONS)
It's kind of amazing.
The question is, do you want to party?
That was a little weird. I'm fading a little bit.
I think Teddy saw you.
Oh, shit.
Shit. That's a bummer. Mmm-hmm.
This is Nutsack calling over from Delta Psi.
They were at the party with us just last night.
This entire time, your daughter is gonna be growing up
He's so light He's all dick!
What thing? What's going on?
I don't fucking want to! What do you mean milk you?
and he just drinks it.
I don't want to.
They say it tastes good to the baby. It tastes funny to me.
I'm fucking scared, man. I'm tired all the time.
What do you got there, sweetie?
We're gonna finish that. We will finish that.
You guys don't get it.
What the fuck?
It's a really romantic story.
Burning Man!
Yes! Hazing scandals!
HOOTIE WHO FOR TONY'S NPT PPT
We shouldn't be in trouble. We haven't done anything wrong.
This is fucking ridiculous.
They don't know who they are fucking with.
about what you're gonna do next year.
What are you doing? I'm sorry.
Because then I didn't earn it.
Oh, you don't know who I'm talking about?
No, we do everything online!
I mean, the foundation is flooded. We can't pay for this shit.
Hey. Hi.
Okay, let's do it. Okay?
Yes!
MAC: Oh, God. She keeps turning... Turn around.
You must've heard we were coming.
Jesus. Okay.
Hey, there he is.
is that it looks like every penny we have is inside of it.
We still did that.
DIRTY BOY: All right, caller, what's your name?
You won. There's nothing else.
What? You know what I'm saying?
It works perfectly.
that in this neighborhood, we don't keep off the grass.
He's still alive.
So many party inventions.
We totally did it.
MAC: Half of all of our...
Baby. Yeah.
Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch. Can we take your order?
We should blaze through it, probably. Yeah.
At that moment, you just push back.
Yeah. We're fucked, man.
Me, too.
It's finally happening.
Oh.
I love you. I love you.
MAC: Oh, no! Oh, fuck!
Oh, my God. Mmm-hmm.
What the fuck is wrong with you, man? What the...
It's legitimate, right?
What are you doing in your Jumperoo?
You're on Teddy patrol. Keep him close.
Yeah. There wasn't anything behind it.
Okay, Teddy's fucking Brooke, but Brooke wants to fuck Pete.
This is our home! It's our home!
Look, we're in a nice neighborhood. We want to be good neighbors.
MAC: I hit him, Kelly! Fuck!
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Chill out, Chill out!
Do you guys want to see something amazing?
Sorry.
Yeah.
Party's over! Dirty Santa, let's go!
Dicks in our hands.
Oh, God.
Yes, I did. Yes, I did, Focker.