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Legalize it, y'all.
She's a little meth head.
Awesome, man. Well, thank you so much.
Just keep it down. Low.
All right, man, I should probably...
Me, too.
I have a headline for this.
Oh, that's so sweet. No one ever knows she's a girl.
BILL: Uh-oh. Mac attack.
DELTA PSI BROTHERS: Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!
What dak Prescott yelled before the qb draw play
Act like you just woke up.
I think that's a compliment. It is a compliment.
All right, brother. Good to see you.
All right. Hey.
Baby's first rave! Baby's first rave!
We're on a mission.
This is safer than the White House!
That's awesome! Dream!
Cheers. Here we go.
Fine! Fine!
You did it. See? (LAUGHS)
Yeah. Are you a Delta?
They'll want us to like them. Yeah.
Valley ho
Anyone would do this. This isn't because we're old.
(LAUGHS)
Fuck him up, Teddy.
No! No, no, no, okay? No!
Where you going?
I'm Cowman!
ALL: (CHANTING) Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice!
Grow up! It worked. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Jesus! You Jews and your fucking mothers!
I need that Mendelson file by 4:00.
You violated the circle of trust, Focker.
Fine! Good to know. Fine.
Okay, let me call my mom. She'll tell us what to do right now.
Delta Psi is gone, you're a free man.
I love fucking with you when you high, man.
What are you doing? We have 60 seconds before they go upstairs.
I'll never let go.
I want to ask you to the party this weekend that I'm having with friends.
They're never gonna do anything ridiculous,
not only can we fix the water damage,
BOYS: Peekaboo!
I'm saying, that's the only way.
Is it a good one, or a bad one?
Okay. Uh... Well, bye.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
God damn it!
They'll listen to us if they think we're cool, you know?
I don't know! You're a good actor!
Oh, fuck. Oh, God.
(ALL CHEERING)
(HISSING) Fuck these fucking guys!
I don't know. Hit me with something.
You've been a bad boy. I'm gonna spank you.
(ON RADIO) We're back on the air with Dirty Boy.
to serve in the light of truth.
Me or her, choose. It's up to you. You choose.
They dehumanized you.
Ten times.
I've never had sex on a dining room chair in my whole life.
We have excellent facilities that, like, no one uses.
Are you gonna reimburse us for those kegs? No.
What the fuck are y'all looking at?
(EXHALES) Fuck!
We're supposed to have boners?
Shit. Don't hit me.
I want a tomato garden. How's that?
maybe we should clean up and not
Okay. All right.
They can make our lives a living hell. We need them on our side.
Wicca-wazzup?
I'm the President of a fraternity.
Holy shit! Did you break your leg?
Fucking old people!
I was just kidding, anyway.
Only thing, if you sell to the university,
Yeah, two hours a day.
Male erection before One Direction.
No, I was stupid. I'm really, really sorry.
Boo-ya!
Hey. Look who it is. JIMMY: What's up, dude?
No way!
Jesus! You Jews and your fucking mothers!
You know, when we had Stella, I was afraid of missing the party,
(EXHALES)
We should call the police.
Get this one taken care of.
Keep it down!
They've hot-boxed cars.
My God, Jimmy!
Cheers. Here we go.
We've got to get in there, we gotta infiltrate.
Man purses before regular purses.
because this is perhaps the safest place on the planet,
Yeah. We be cool.
Yes!
boring ass lives as parents. That's what it is.
Taking you to Bonner Town Bitch!!!!
Thank you for coming. Okay.
And this is not your Bro, this is your boss talking. (CHUCKLES)
Just look that way. Just turn around.
Do it again. Do it normal. Yeah. Like...
Suck my dick.
ALL: Aw! Yeah.
Hey.
Okay. Okay.
Oh, shit!
Ready? Yeah.
Gentlemen, we are fortunate members
I give you the boot and motherfucking rally!
You're the goomah in this situation.
Distraction, distraction.
No! Dude, don't ask that.
How's Stella? She's a cute baby.
Porta-Potties. Private planes.
Just keep it down.
I haven't seen you in forever.
Sports before genital warts... No, fuckin'. That's bad.
Oh, my God, this is amazing.
And Brendan.
Riddlers asking for you
KELLY: I think the frat has broken into the car and stolen all of the airbags.
I am using the little box in the Face Time to put makeup on.
you, like, lost your sense of humor?
BOYS: Don't go to sleep!
I'm Batman!
I'm Chickenman!
One, two, three?
we're throwing a robert de niro party
This is delightful. This is awesome, this thing.
"I Love Going To The Container Store And Buying Containers
I'm gonna act all docile and then...
Okay. No.
Meanwhile, back at Delta Psi, our brothers
Delta Psi.
I promise. We promise.
ALL: Aw!
See you guys around.
I'm fine.
We have room. I think we have room.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I have to go. She's awake.
I'll give it the old college try.
Oh, my God. They're like two giant, veiny dicks.
Part of our life is just totally over.
No, no, no. Shit. Shit.
I don't know where it is.
And we got a fight over here!
What other stupid number combinations are there?
It'll all get caught on this camera.
Do you still like me? Yes, I still like you.
HE’S ALL DICK!
(LAUGHING)