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Look, we're friends with both of you.
MAC: Yeah.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
ALL: No, no, no!
We did it. We fucking did it.
and your little princess over for a play date.
Baby, I nearly came.
Nice. He's gone.
Real estate is a fickle bitch.
No...
No, no. There was, but I shut that down.
Hey, man. BOTH: Oh, shit!
Her vagina bye, it's ruined.
Maybe I have been a ho who's taken down some Bros.
We couldn't have planned it better.
Fuck them kids
I got a headline for you.
Hey, I just wanna let you guys know
Teddy is gonna graduate this year
Because Teddy is just an idea.
So, how'd the meeting go?
There's no normal way to milk a human woman.
I promise you, as the President of Delta Psi,
Yeah. Great.
Our names are not Fuckhead, or Jizzface, or Lea Michele.
Oh, God.
so we can both just kill each other.
No one's gonna stop you.
Then Teddy is gonna want to kill Pete
This is like Christmas. Oh!
You are the only one of our friends that has a house and a kid.
(IN NORMAL ACCENT) That's how adults do it.
Negligent Parents Allow Baby to Swallow Condom.
(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
to live next to a frat house is a frat house.
Do it anonymously.
Valley ho!
Do you promise?
Somebody call 911!
So gross!
My parents got divorced.
want to find, and I'll go find a real man.
It's fine. We're divorced.
Oh, the university might be interested.
Cool, cool. How is that?
Just a little taste, a little taste.
You know the boy who cried wolf?
Get ready to read the headline of the century.
ELECTRONIC VOICE: Penis completed.
Well, just because I'm a father,
You don't think I was clearly trying to mask how I really felt,
Hey! Ma'am!
Just ease up.
No 'shrooms for you, mister.
Okay, yeah.
What up, man? How's it going?
Oh, gross! They look like my grandma's legs.
We fucking did it.
It's not cool here. Sorry.
I'll fucking kill them! No, no.
She's not named Dean. That's her job.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Dicks in our hands.
and then you know what happens?
What Dak Prescott yelled before running the qb draw with 14 seconds left
What's up, man?
Yo, cops be robbing niggaz blind With the dollars...
I'm a supernova. Burn bright, die young.
It's never coming back. No.
She sees shapes fucking each other, is what she sees. She can...
I was so stupid.
No! No!
ALL: Yeah!
I mean, as a child of divorce, I just...
We are.
Delta Psi.
Oh, God! Oh, my God! That was scary.
I'm a possum.
Let's go! This is not a fucking drill!
(PEOPLE CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
There are the girls. KELLY: Hi.
(LAUGHING)
Right there. Yeah, yeah!
Teddy... One.
I'm Batman!
What the fuck are you looking at?
Milk yourself! Try milking yourself!
We'll give you $1,000.
(SINGING) We're gonna go to the shops
I would masturbate into her. MAC: That's not how it works.
Brad Pitt before grab clit.
Bros before hos.
Officer, you know how it is.
Would you be my surrogate, Kelly?
A strike?
Okay. Okay.
I'm Batcow!
No. Yeah.
Haze me. Say it.
No, I'm not. You are.
I just have one thing I wanted to say.
I love our hand soap that's shaped like seashells.
You have? That is messed up.
All righty. Well...
We can't lose half.
We did it. We did it.
Why don't I stick something up your ass?
That's disgusting! Exactly!
What is she doing here? Wait. What is he doing here?
Let's fill it with dreams.
Stay!
(SIGHS) Tomorrow's a new day.
are at the school pep rally.
Fuck me!
Are you okay, man? You seem distraught.
Okay. Ha-ha.
It's not funny. That was really bad.
Catch up on some Z's, okay? Take a nap.
You here to ask us to turn the music down?
Is that a balloon?
We did it!
Yeah, have a good one. Try not to die.
No, not tonight. Not tonight.
Yeah, I'm bored, too.
Hey! You Delta Psi?
What do we got?
Yeah, this is amazing.
They're buying off the whole neighborhood with their slave army.
What do I do? Do I get to do something?
Oh, like her mom, I bet.
You interested in working for AT&T?
Gentlemen, take a look at the wall.
I love you, dawg. I love you.
I don't know.
(BROOKE MOANING)
We've got to save... Come on, we're so close!
When All Else Fails
I love lasagna
We've been thinking. What gets frats
They look totally like normal glasses.
ALL: Chivalry above self!
Please don't put us on probation.
We're just trying to get to sleep.
She's Heisenberg. She's Walter White.
And after that one fateful sip,
Because we are in the weeds.
But it won't.
That was udder-ly traumatic.
!!!
Yes, I want to see something amazing.
You're doing a great job. See you upstairs.
Yeah. What's happening?
Are you okay, man? You seem distraught.
Don't kidnap our baby!
They're old and lame.
I'm sorry, baby.
We're not gonna get caught for this.
Just like, you know, If you could just keep it down.
No, I'm counting on it. I'm Batman.
Dude, all that shit I was saying the other day
What do you think we should do?
And they were reprimanded for that
Okay, distraction. What? What do we do?
Shit, homie, we've been beefing for too long.