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That's the best name ever. Are you kidding?
Baby? Baby?
I don't feel safe here, just in case you didn't know.
I love you!
Kelly, he's coming!
TEDDY: Welcome to Abercrombie.
Yeah, dope, dope. Cool. It was a good time.
Mac!
There's booze in your boobs. There's booze in your boobs.
I'm in! MAC: Yes!
I'm gonna throw up.
We have a little baby. We have a baby.
I'm sorry, I felt inspiration. What was I supposed to do?
What the fuck?
Yeah, we gotta file that for the THC Corporation.
Hey, there they are!
He's doing it. He's doing it.
Yo.
I heard they burned down their last house.
(CHEERING) And outdoor speakers!
I'm Dogman!
You... Right now, both of you have to make a choice right now.
Get in the dance circle.
Shut the fuck up!
We're gonna fucking fuck them! Fuck them!
Welcome to the neighborhood.
(ALL CHEERING)
Okay, I got it.
(MONITOR BEEPING)
I don't even know what the fuck to do with this.
What? What?
This is in Jewish!
I know! What's nice about the house
I brought it into bed with us.
KEEP IT DOWN.
So, how did you meet Teddy?
And her vagina, Bye! It's ruined!
You want this?
You're doing it a little weird.
We need all that equipment you bought to spy on Paula.
stop the dumb guy from doing dumb shit!
You got nothing to worry about, officer.
I'm doing it. Oh, man.
Oh, my leg.
play a little ping-pong of their own.
BOYS: Whoa...
Check this out. Watch the yard.
I've been doing mushrooms since before the fucking Internet existed.
Infinite OTPHJs
I don't even think it would make the local police blotter.
You're the VP, man.
Autoprueba de VIH
Pete, do you want to tell us about your first summer as a Delta?
Your dick could buy more than a hot tub. Your dick bought me.
I feel like shit.
I don't see anyone else here.
No, no, why? Why? No! What?
I hope you guys come over and try and hang with us some more.
and you're the oldest guy at the party,
I mean, we have to get on the wall, plus we bought the kegs.
Oh, shit! Oh, no!
Delta Psi, man. All right?
And I get really excited when I smell freshly ground coffee.
I know.
We made a baby. Things have changed. Everything has changed.
Bros before hos, motherfucker.
(GROANING) (GRUNTING)
Bring it in for the real thing.
a whole new life, where we have it all.
It's a blessing and a curse!
You make the store more approachable.
(FARTING)
She puts them on her tits?
He's a little scrawny piece of shit with a giant dick.
When All Else Fails When All Else Fails
this year is going to be legendary.
But I'm going to night school to get my degree, so...
Okay. Mac...
(1980s POP MUSIC PLAYING) Sebastian Cremmington and his brothers
Oh, God.
Take it sleazy.
Hey.
Hos don't go before Bros. It just doesn't work like that.
Hey, dude. What's up, man?
Delta Psi! Delta Psi!
Bert and Ernie before squirtin' spermy.
Okay, okay, we fucking get it! I get it. I get it.
He's looking at us.
Hey. What's nice is in a few years,
The baby drop.
MAC: What's that?
I like it. Don't do that!
(CROWD GASPING)
Let's do this shit.
I can't do it. Don't yell, just try to...
Let's make a baby.
Very good.
That's all we wanted.
Good to see you. Good to see you, too.
What woman is named Dean?
Come on.
Do some cat stuff real quick. Be sarcastic or lick yourself.
It's too late. We'll... Okay.
He's so light. He's all dick.
I've been wanting this. I've got your number.
that I ate a whole pot brownie before coming in here
Yo, guys! Music check!
Yes, you are. You know what?
Okay, yes.
doesn't mean that we're old people.
He likes them.
GIRLS: Bye, Stella!
Yeah. How do you have that information?
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) I will take the gentleman's route out and call it a day,
Mac's working in the morning. We got jobs.
It's because they remind you of the future.
It's over? Okay, it's over, it's over, it's over.
Well, Garfield.
(IMITATING BALE AS BATMAN) Where is she?
They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out.
Because I felt safe.
I can't help it, I sympathize with them.
They are sending the cops.
Hello.
I don't know, man. Just be free.
Best night ever.
Full season of Girls up there in the DVR.
Dildo Psi! Dildo Psi!
Yeah, fuck them! Fuck them!
Much like Scoonie's cock,
Our first official meeting in the new house to order.
What is this?
(PANTING)
Hey, you guys, if my calculations are correct,
and it comes back, and it's all stretchy and flappy!
LOL XD
Yes! Yes!
I'm gonna pull this thing off.
Neighbors. Hey. Hi.
They are dangerous to the neighborhood!
Bitch. Oh, my God.
You're gonna make me cry.
Abercrombie, Fitch.
we will get our faces on that wall,
I'm coming. Are you close?
Everything's good. Fucking great party.
All right, balls before dolls.
Junk before trunk.
Oh, hi, baby. MAC: How's it going?
I don't know. At some job fair or some shit.
Yo. I've been waiting forever.
A girl in the audience unexpectedly hands one of our brothers a beer.
I put sof hamisschak, which is Hebrew for game over.
I will haze you until your fucking face falls off!