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So, we're calling. It's too loud.
We're trying to talk to you.
Come on! Ow! I'm sorry.
We have a very strict three-strike policy at this school.
You guys should come here.
I don't see anyone else here, either!
We are the family you get to choose And we don’t get divorced!
that I'm gonna change who I am.
My boss just invited us for a play date,
that it is so hard to convince you,
(GROANS)
Rave
Is how bad this could have gone.
Sold!
It's a joke? That's a joke!
Holy shit.
But I don't know why you try to hide this stuff from me.
I have a little bit of Kevin James in me.
Stop hitting me. MAC: That's so stupid!
Pretty fat file. It's dank.
Fuck. Oh, no. Okay, relax.
What it is, y'all.
Please stop.
I don't want to milk you. Well, you're gonna have to.
I like it. I don't like it, stop!
So, fuck you.
This is turning me on. I don't like it.
Then we seem cool. They're thinking...
Fuck!
We need to fucking tell them not to do that. Right now.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
They're gonna be loud, obviously.
You were being noisy.
(CLEARS THROAT) (WHISTLES)
I also got some ranch dipping sauce.
No! Okay.
Well, my parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
They're actually really good. They taste like vanilla, kinda.
Thank you.
We are Delta Psi Beta.
Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know
Okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay.
We can't leave her at the...
Yeah.
I'm not a baby.
No. You're not buying a gun.
He's gone.
She wants your necklace. Give me your necklace. Now, go pump.
Dude, we can have walkie-talkies,
He's coming. Kelly, it's over!
Teddy, how much time we got?
Why are we doing this? Didn't we already win? Remember?
My bouncing balls.
March!
I'll go tell them to shh!
You don't want a baby. Oh, I do.
Baby, this is a fucking nightmare!
Victory.
WATKINS: Well, it looks like you guys were partying with him.
and everything's gonna be fine.
We call the cops? Yes.
Opening to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1994 VHS
TEDDY: What's up? (WHOOPING)
Ho! Hey, babe, you want to party?
Masturbrate before ask her to date
MAC: Okay, it's happening. It's spontaneous.
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh!
Rape!
Did you party with this kid? We don't party with them!
We're okay. Cool.
about you and the fraternity...
Our probation's been lifted!
Nice! Nice! Great! Awesome, awesome!
The asset's gone rogue.
Everything I could do, I can't do anymore.
I think I realized for the first six months, everything is fucked.
Super quick tour.
Fuck, these kids locked everything!
Man, parenting is easy. Look at that!
This is strike three. This is crazy.
Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch.
MAC: Here we go. Here we go.
Oh, yeah! Magic mushrooms!
You know what brings people to a party more than anything?
Look, man, we're sorry.
Get the party going again. Get the party started.
Sorry, man. Sorry my ball just got in your face.
Good. Good, then.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
(CREAKING)
You're that boy.
Who knows what's gonna happen next?
PETE: Mmm.
Okey-dokey.
Yeah. We're gonna get these guys.
Nobonita Barua here's a headline How about go fuck yourself
She's on the fast road to her first word being cunt.
Okay.
Shit, he's still talking.
Baby broke his leg!
They seem like a nice couple. They're so happy.
We're not gonna end up on this thing.
Shalom, Mac.
Right there.
Totally, we be cool. We take them a joint.
That's a joke photo!
All right. Good talk, man. Later.
.
It's all made up.
Oh? Huh?
You're a little...
Sorry. It hurts.
(SCREAMS) What the fuck? Ew!
I don't get it. Who would even buy one of those dildos?
Look at it go!
(ALL IMITATING DANCE MUSIC)
Yeah, she puts them on her tits. Her tits are huge right now.
I am, yeah. Yeah.
Fuck! Shit, shit. Go!
It's Evan.
Hey, slow down!
Okay.
We are not moving.
ALL: (CHANTING) Delta Psi.
I think we should invite the old people in.
All right. I'm down. Little chicken. Come on!
I agree. We need to go over there.
That was so much worse than I thought.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
What are you doing?
Makes sense. Yeah.
Oh, no.
What's her name?