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When All Else Fails
What? No way, man. Get out of here.
BOTH: Whoo!
What are you, like, having a baby,
You better put that in the recycling bin.
You're gonna have to milk me.
Oh, they're Hulking out! They're gonna blow.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
You're really villaining out in here.
Also, if you could maybe, just sometimes...
You’re gonna have to milk me
You guys just crossed the fucking line. You're dead.
Do you guys want to come in?
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
You could be President of the United Nations.
Lol Is fucking Jimmy there
Just keep it down.
We have neighbors, for Christ's sake!
just so you know!
sex-Tech bubble, you know what I mean?
Get it out of you.
I love you! I love you, too, man.
I love you.
I have a call, it's from Mac Radner. That's you. Right?
It's a really expensive bush!
Thank you.
That was good. You like that?
JIMMY: Oh, God! Oh, God!
There's a clear focus going on here.
I give you the hot house.
How much of you is traumatized? 2%? 1%?
Slow down.
That was incredible!
Oh, there he is.
for no ejaculation will be occurring due to over-intoxication.
You're never gonna forget this!
Don't worry about it.
Hey, man, do you think, maybe we're going, like, way too far with this?
Oh, I'm Sam Jackson, you know, from Jackie Brown.
Big Mac! Yo!
Are they really? But I can't touch them.
Fuck, are you okay, man? Dude, I'm so... (YELLS)
Oh, my God, homie. It feels so good.
What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
Just make sure if we're too noisy, you call me first.
Do you see what they fucking did to me? We don't stop now!
She knows what's happening.
Oh, my God!
It's like bouncing balls.
You're right, it's a bad idea!
No, no, no!
Okay! Let's do it.
Your phone beeps when there's someone horny near you.
Otherwise, this plan won't work.
The only way to break it apart is to get in there,
has HIV.
BOYS: Yeah. What is it?
So gross! Ew!
No. No.
Yeah, glad you made it. Whoa, whoa!
Oh, shit.
My brothers need me.
Now, there is no higher honor in Delta Psi than making it onto the wall.
We're about to be, like, adults now.
It's victory.
(YELLING IN DELIGHT)
You don't seem old.
We all have dignity! Yes, Assjuice, yes!
I guess we're all going down in a blaze of glory, huh?
Can we take your order?
Yeah, they got big Greek letters.
(EXCLAIMING IN SHOCK)
In two weeks, none of this is even gonna matter.
Wait. Wait, no! Wait!
My claws are out! I'm gonna fucking get them!
No!
Let's go! Let's go!
We promise. Thank you so much, guys.
There you go.
First off, my bad.
ALL: Delta Psi!
No, it's my baby monitor.
Holy shit.
You wear them into the frat house.
I'm taking you to Boner Town, love. Okay.
Dude, I texted you. I said, Shave.
That is kind of lame, but also kind of meaningless, right?
If we're cool with them now, they'll be cool with us.
You can't tell anyone I showed you this. Okay, baby?
ALL: Hoo-ah!
It's awesome!
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
(BOTH EXHALE)
What are you... We said all those things, all right?
I'm sorry, but it's true.
How'd you even do that?
That's the best idea.
Just get off! Are you talking to me?
Okay, you know what? Let's end this.
I was only supposed to stay a semester,
There is no President of the United Nations.
Why would they just break in and steal the airbags?
No, no, no! Yeah!
Look at you. I'm a possum.
Bring Stella! You can bring kids! Bring Stella!
Gonna turn around now. Gonna look at the wall now.
They make these little strips that test your tit milk for alcohol.
(DOOR CLOSES)
Fuck them kids
Beyonces pregnant with twins...
I'm not even hungry. It's so wasteful!
You're not even looking at us, are you?
This worked before we had Stella, but...
I mean, you do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right?
Yeah, but see, that's my fucking point! You know shit like that, man!
You're not trying to get rid of me, are you?
(LAUGHING)
I'm a human man! I have dignity!
It's Watkins.
You need to grow up, okay? Our family is in danger.
No. Fuck old people.
(JIMMY GROANING)
What's happening?
We'll take care of it. Same with us.
I don't know if you guys are aware,
Infinite BJs.
Grape!
Sure!
It smells like lemongrass.
(PEOPLE SCREAMING) (TIRES SCREECHING)
It's over.