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Yeah.
It's the least we could do, you know?
That was, like, a distraction so they couldn't see what was going on.
We can't do that.
It's like when you lend a fat friend your shirt,
Because Teddy is just an idea.
Oh, it went great. It went great.
There's alcohol in there.
Ow!
It's gonna be really boring
You really want us to keep it down?
Your baby
Just stop.
Scent of a Woman.
It's like a White Russian. Lay down, sweetie.
That's really responsible of you guys.
You're divorced.
How the fuck could I be cool with that, man?
Yes?
Yeah, try to keep it down.
I'm Cowman!
You're not taking the heat for this.
I'm just kidding. Sort of.
Sebastian knows he has to throw up, but he wants to keep partying.
You know what? I just thought of another headline.
Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
Just, normal.
That's why you got to go.
Look, look, look.
Yes. They have to move.
Hold on to this moment, man. Seriously, enjoy this.
So weird.
(TEDDY CONTINUES SCREAMING)
That's right, Pete. Walk away.
I saw him. He saw me.
But we'll get out of the house!
What up, Teddy?
Get the fuck... Get out of my way! Move!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
He's still alive!
This is all my fault.
(CONTINUES MOANING)
FYI, we're gonna do it in every room.
(SCOFFS)
KELLY: What does that mean?
Delta Psi puts on a production of Julius Caesar.
Can you please keep it down?
Think about what they've done to you.
Dance-off!
We can't both be Kevin James. I'm Kevin James!
(COMPUTER RINGING) Oh...
These glasses, there's a camera in them.
Damn it, man... He wasn't ready!
That's awesome.
OOOW!
So? So?
We're gonna make them put hos before Bros.
Well, listen, the way I do my job is,
Hey, come on. Wait, let's just...
I got it, I got it. I got it.
Teddy's dead! Pete's dead! Scoonie's dead!
Yeah.
Kelly, honey.
Delta Psi! Delta Psi! Delta Psi!
I'm buying a fucking gun! No, you're not!
Hey. Mac!
I love brunch.
"You're Upsetting Jinxy Cat."
All right, let's put that down.
So, at least it looks like it.
What a twist. Oh, yeah. Okay.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
You can always come to me with this kind of stuff, all right?
MAC: You look good. It looks okay. I think it's okay.
I'm just disappointed.
(LAUGHS) Michael Keaton's Batman was like,
Yes, respect.
Look at that, sweetie.
See you, brother.
I'm sorry. What the fuck?
You have the baby monitor right there.
That's from Zero Dark Thirty.
This is an abomination.
Okay. I'm in.
Delta Psi, Delta Psi!
You go up to my room.
All right.
We're back. We're back in business.
so the fraternity would get dissolved.
KELLY: Oh, no.
It's like having sex with Tony Soprano.
God damn it!
Moo-ood.
What are you wearing? What is this?
The team is breaking up. Yep.
We're innocents. We're innocents in all this.
Okay, call me after. Call me soon.
Yeah. What's going on?
Oh, she just scrunched her little nose!
We're a family.
I'm fine!
Just stop doing this stupid shit! We're sorry.
I love you. Baby.
GIRLS: Aw!
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Do you still like me? I miss you. I love you.
Stop standing around! Let's go!
There's gonna be hundreds and thousands of Teddys living next door to you for all time.
What's this, a dance-off?
Who is Ray Romano?
Oh, no.
Yes, sir.
CROWD: Oh!
You should look, you can see her.
It's offensive that I'm saying that you should be smart?
That's a little patronizing.
Whoopie who
Okay, well, on that note,
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, my boobs.
(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS)
That's AI Pacino. That's not even... Yeah.
and we're gonna be watching right back.
Let's do that shit. Whoo! Let's do it!
We do, it's working.
What?
Fraternities. They live and die on the concept of brotherhood.
But you know what? You hear that?
Fucking tired. I miss my mom.
I mean, we get pretty loud over there. Yeah, yeah.
The condom was unused.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, no? I'm a fucking man!
What can we do? That fucking Dean.
Fuck me! Shit! They're sending Garf out to talk to him.
This is our little cub on our lawn with a condom in her mouth.
What woman is named DEAN?
You get the fuck out of here.
Why would you do that 리듬패턴
How's the rest of post-college life treating you?
There's a rumor that Prince might perform.
How do you turn these off?
This is the creed of our fraternity.
ALL: ...to walk in the way of honor,
See, we missed out on the whole, kind of,
You seem like a senior that took a year abroad.