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Traitor!
As a reminder,
Now, your attitude sucks.
No, I-I cannot come right now.
you understand the rich helping out the poor.
Ma'am, I understand.
Shit.
- Shut the fuck up! - We're sleeping here!
The Container Store franchise
Um, yeah, I'd love to see the, um, jeans
Good moms stick around,
She's not your mother, Liam.
Home sweet homeless shelter.
Uh, not so fast.
to make me sit on his lap.
Unless Latisha's the name of a college, she's not.
- Has a point. - But my bullshit internship
Uh... about 18 hours.
a couple of dozen homeless people and their kids
Act as a bouncer just in case.
Look, I need assurance
- What's this? - That's your share.
- Oh! - Put your boobs away fast.
Barkeep!
Peace out!
Good night, kids.
- Prove it. - You prove it.
Come on.
Not my problem.
Yeah, well, can't you get creative?
She always has.
Total shit show.
- Don't leave. - Okay, okay, okay.
and hold the bottle, and he can piss in it.
I disagree.
I hate bloody marys.
Oh, Jesus.
I know you are, but what am I?
Yeah.
And finally, uh, the owner of this residence.
She's fine, Sue!
How am I gonna afford $375?
I'm Ian. Where's the demon now?
Yo, does anybody need a coffee?
after I slept through it the first time.
like a break-up.
See the shrink as soon as possible.
You don't need to blow anyone.
Uh, New Ian.
Yes!
but I never feel it when I'm manic.
Ian!
Right now!
while we go out and do titty van business
You pick up that attitude in prison?
Oh, sir, no, uh, charge
just a little while ago.
about one of you.
I promise.
She forgets things.
Filling out the paperwork
Don't be shy. Get your fill.
Police have her subdued and cuffed
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses."
She's retarded?
Let's go, Debs.
She just forgot to pay.
Welcome, comrade.
Yeah, well, your pops tried to kill me this morning.
Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
Was it a hallucination from all the drugs?
Where are the kids?
I'm not violent, Joyalisi.
That's a lie. They're trespassing.
What the fuck is going on here?
It's pornographic, really.
Great pancakes. Shitty service.
Yo.
until they reach at least ten years old.
Kaylee!
That shit you bought tastes like freezer burn.
She's supposed to be at Latisha's.
It won't happen again.
She... she wasn't shoplifting.
My family is really upping the ante, huh?
so unless you're able to pay for everything
They betrayed me. They gutted me.
bounce Frank's head down a flight of stairs.
Daddy Frank?