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No, you know, actually, I should, uh, I should go.
are exposed to pornography for the first time
Good. Slept all night.
Help me up.
- Table for seven, please. - No, I'm sorry, I don't...
Please.
Called a family meeting.
You disowned me, remember?
this is a legitimate business,
You want a quick BJ, Daddy Frank?
I'm not stupid like your baby's name.
and everybody contributed what they could,
Kev, he sold her into sex slavery.
Is this gonna be our new house, Daddy Frank?
before I got kicked out of college
I know a joint.
I'm saying pretty please.
Are those Greek letters on that motherfuckin' house?
We should just shut it down.
How'd you sleep?
You've had your fun, Frank. Now, get out!
Want a business card, just in case, uh...
She's your emergency contact.
Tell her.
He can't stay with us.
Uh, topless maids that actually clean.
all your freed up energy there?
You're welcome to it.
You guys watch him all night?
Yeah.
I can do that,
Sorry to bother you.
What?
Working for free is called slave labor
Mm-hmm.
Mmm, too bad you're not as good a realtor
Looks like Communist Russia.
so I could be a good mom.
I hate Tent City.
Who's Monica?
Sleeping time.
He is also good behind bar.
Yeah, man. They fucking do.
Uh, yeah. Sorry, nothing fit.
God damn right it did.
Okay. I get it.
what are you supposed to do?
Why?
Someplace clean and dry, or at least indoors.
You want to keep your job, Gallagher?
I need new kids.
Yeah, look. You're okay.
Sign number three.
It's a symptom of her low IQ.
I'm...
- Aah! - Stop!
The only reason you're here
Okay, can we get some food for my...
Or at least pretending to be.
that they'll close next week to open a box store
You wouldn't.
I got to go pick up my kid brother at day care.
My dream last night wasn't just a dream.
Pfft. Is she still scared of me?
but I did it.
I didn't have any trouble reaching him
All right.
Confronted Caleb about that chick.
I don't know what to say. I keep texting and deleting.
He's a little old for that, isn't he?
and going to jail would drastically affect
- Here I go. - Wait.
Yeah, I know.
I'm here.
To the best free chocolate chip cookie
Worried about Fiona.
That's what you have to pay every month towards the bills
from a high-school dropout who could buy and sell me,
He rode into country hiding on cow freighter.
and I came up with a system that I think is fair.
Thanks for dropping by, okay?
She can call me what she wants.
Jesus.
I cut off your testicles and feed it to homeless dog
You are lucky she isn't dead.
with this new white-gold baby cuff?
Just take the week off and... And go to a doctor.
No, 'cause he wants to drive us around.
of your emergency contact list.
so I'd rather not book her if I can avoid it.
How long was it before they found her?
Let's run a test. Hop up on the table.