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Can I borrow your car?
I'm sorry, lady, but I think
You guys mind? I-I got to get to work.
I got three kids, a wife, a husband,
- Hey, Svet. - Yo.
and I'll talk you through it, okay?
because you're really missing out.
Hey.
I'm here to answer any questions you may have.
She's my new daughter, not a three-way.
- You all stink. - Formerly homeless...
What the hell?
and then Ian,
until obviously I'm not
You're changing his piss bag.
You're one to talk.
What?
The only one who gets a free ride around here anymore
Egg salad sandwich Egg salad sandwich
He kept roof over my head and borsch in my bowl
Isn't that always available to you?
Just that old dude.
Let me go! Let me go!
Please. Please.
Out, or I swear to God, I'm gonna call the cops.
Are... are you fucking with me?
If you don't know that,
Agitated female.
I don't have time to also do yours.
Did I call you Monica?
I was gonna sell them for money to pay Jolayemi.
last time I checked.
close this shelter at the end of the week,
Chad, you want to help?
Oh, my God.
whose asses I would've kicked in high school.
Sorry, old dude.
remember this pain.
Well, she's busy fucking strangers.
in the middle of the lunch rush, but I'm handling it.
Love of my life.
Come on, buddy. Can't be late.
I'd like to quit.
Ian what? Where?
Just breaking a sweat.
- Mm-hmm. - Good, let's go.
What, I don't get how shitty Gallagher genes are?
No, I tested negative, so I don't need 'em.
Can I help you?
Whenever you consider not using a condom,
who all want this internship.
Cool for me to clock out?
I got money.
Come on.
'Sup?
Also, we're gonna be staying
- Whoa! - What the fuck?
You stay up all night with a screaming baby
- Bitch. - You tell her, New Fiona.
He's screwing her.
Patsy's Pies?
I'm gonna deep fry you.
We're not done.
I told you I can't.
Tomato juice prevents scurvy, and beggars can't be choosers.
I grew up in his bar.
I went behind your back and contacted the owner.
He solves bartender problem
is because Youens let me take my particle physics final
back where my bones had been.
You okay, babe? You had a bad dream?
New Lip.
and tell me that.
Otherwise, I'll rent out your rooms