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You better stay off, baby.
Dress for the job you want
but I still want this house.
As we begin the Double Jeopardy! Round,
I'm taking the rail.
of the Old Testament backwards?
That's good for you guys?
Boo yaa!
Opie Taylor?
Look, look, look! Raymond!
There's this chicky babe from the fabulous four
Look for the hook
Shut the fuck up.
You know something, honey?
Thank you, gentlemen.
Hey, look. Take Billy Ho here.
I can't run, man.
and look who got fucked.
Where's the cash?
This is Flight. That's Willie. They can play.
I am the greatest!
Cut that motherfucker right there.
How many dinners this chain set your family back?
she drove chariots to school.
Some you stand, some you shake
Take the shot.
Hell, no!
Then you won't mind if Gloria and I talk.
And I know I'll get it wrong
No difference.
It makes them feel omnipotent.
Swish! Swish! Let's go, Billy Ho!
Sidney...
why this Negro is singing cowboy music?
Weight slows me down.
Screwing is for carpenters.
They're working courts downtown.
Gloria is not coming back.
Gobble this, turkey.
And fuck that shit!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
What is a quiche?
Just a minute.
Take that, I'll shoot your ass.
No. Your hand is part of the ball.
He ain't got shit! He ain't got shit!
Sometimes when you lose, you really win.
But first we want the money!
Ooh, ooh
Sidney!
You fouled Robert.
50, 55,
On a dog's ass? Want to play me?
Look out, look out!
Everyone's thinkin', goin' big, till I slip in
I'll give you two.
But now I see
We were the team, and you betrayed us.
You couldn't imagine how many foods there are
What's bigger?
that actually likes you.
Scu... scu... scuse me?
Oh! Oh, shit.
Whoo!
We goin Sizzler we goin sizzler
I tell you,
These two we definitely have to worry about.
Put Jimi back in. I don't like this.
You know it, baby.
It is you!
Do you think that I'm a fucking moron or something?
my baby's crib.
And I can't hear all the lyrics
Ball up.
Do you think you can hang with the real thing?
the concept of dry mouthedness.
Oh, honey.
why don't you get that money you won,
So you must be dangerous.
You need all the energy you can get.
and Duck Johnson played?
I'll tell you what.
It's not part of the rules.
Well, I, I...
You got a wife and kid!
For the part-time job, my Gloria
Foods that start with the letter "Q."
To my song
White
How could you look ugly and still lose?
Better get your ass across La Brea before sundown.
Yeah.
Help move the bit to a new level
Oh! Sorry, man.
Was blind
You can't leave me.
It makes me think about making love to you.
What are you, racist?
Robert, are they still making them TV game shows
Shut the fuck up.
Sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie.
I got it!
You want to get me in this fucking zone.
So I was born a brain with a very good shot
It was a fucking great pass.
Shit!
What the hell does that mean?
I just have to figure out how
I want you, stupid!
To the right!
Baby, I want this house.
I don't believe this.
Men
Anybody. $1,700.
Tell me the truth.
That's what I thought.
You know, I got this grave human weakness,
You couldn't carry my jockstrap in a suitcase.
Don't cry about it.
Shut up!
I'm gonna tell you which way I'm going.
I walk away, still a chump.
When you shoot, you adjust for the wind.
Oh!
Goddamn!
wearing this stupid, hootchy-mama-looking dress,
I seen your mother kicking a can down the street.
Get the fuck out of here!
Yeah, I'm a roughneck with a rough threat
Bring it on, bad boy!
I’M IN A FUCKING ZONE
Use 'em and abuse 'em.
Call me chump. OK, bad boy.
I'll find you, motherfucker!
Rabbit ears, am I starting to get to you?
and I'll play her a song,
Shut the fuck up.
We'd shoot you, Billy,
8-8, your ball.
Damn right! Surf and turf.
Uh, uh
No. I'm doing business.
What's the count?
Look, Raymond, we are brothers, man.
Alex Trebek!
No, man. I don't want him.
What is a quail?
It's hard work.
Quick!
Well, yeah. I mean, a little bit.
I feel nice
Don't you know that white men can't jump?
Brick.
Michael Jordan came here one time.
Oh, it hurts! It hurts so bad!
Shit!