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- Thank you. - Thank you.
- "Don't shoot a bear..." - I don't have a gun.
- This guy's still out there. - Yeah, but he doesn't know who we are.
Went back to our apartment.
And your mother said, "He doesn't!"
- I'm blind! I can't see! - Oh, my God.
Yeah. Look, the thing is, Meryl, I'm just trying to be realistic.
Are you pulling my leg?
Thank you.
How's your arm feeling?
- Oh, right. - I know! I know. I know what I did.
So I don't know if you guys wanna go inside, kind of get a lay of the land.
Oh, my God.
Well, breast cancer. I'm against it.
I mean, do you... Do you not know me at all?
- N 3-2. - Hey, how'd it go today with Earl?
Howdy-do? I'm Earl Granger. My granddaughter, Lucy.
So that means that you have Internet? You're online?
I don't think I can walk.
I want you to expect everything from me.
Oh, no. No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't do this.
What? Come back. Meryl! Meryl, come back. Come back, please.
It's not, by any chance, Dr. Tobin, is it?
- Okay, good. Good. - Take care.
My husband and I are separated.
- No, no, no, no, no. - Why don't we just look at all the options,
- Well, thank you. - Very welcome.
And you are, easily,
Yeah. Sorry, me, too.
Oh, my God!
It's all about people's expectations that their spouse will be the answer
- I'm staying with you. - You're staying with me?
He makes me laugh.
- Hey, Clay? - Yeah?
- Eric and Fiona? - Yes.
"To also marvel at your warmth, your wit
Rae.
but I'm now sort of in the middle of something.
Good, great. That sounds fun.
Keep your finger off the trigger till you're ready.
Come here.
This is Marshal Henderson. He'll be taking care of you.
Bill Herr died a month ago.
You'll be under the care of Marshal Clay Wheeler.
Let's go, come on!
Listen, that's not a problem. That is not a problem.
- We just won $15! That's three sweaters! - Yes! Yes!
But something else.
- Oh, Lord in heaven. - Oh, yeah.
I'm not sure a black hole sends exactly the right message
No, no, not you. You. What are your thoughts?
Thank you, Marshal. Thank you.
Show them, it's not bearing, so you can take it down.
We've got Mr. Thompson for dinner at 7:00.
No problem.
I should just point out that even if you kill me,
- Really? - Yeah.
I don't know how many times I'm supposed to say it.
Bollocks!
You're not gonna get it, but I promise to try and give it.
You're pregnant?
Right, so why don't we just let him explain that bit.
Yeah, a terrible waste of cheese, seeing as it eventually leapt to its death, but...
N. N 32.
I bet I sound really stable right now, right?
- Three. - Four.
I was just calling to thank you so much for everything that you've done for me,
Do you still love me at all?
Jackie, how very nice. How are you?
- Wow, it's very, very loud. - Yeah. Yeah.
We'll be back in a couple of hours.
- all these clients. - You think you've got problems?
Stop pushing the buttons.
We couldn't possibly.
I think I'm gonna pass on the rodeo. Sorry.
So...
We'll call her Rae. R-A-E. Rae.
You may kiss the bride.
So, you know, I have to do a showing tonight,
I see many happy years ahead of you.
I can't commit to spending the rest of my life with my husband.
Certainly not. I turned right at the broken fence.
Oh, God.
Talking of which, I must get back to work.
- I think it's my turn now, isn't it? - No, no, no, I'm not done yet.
You can build a gorgeous playroom for them.
I'm... What am I? I'm a little bit surprised, I suppose.
then the official site becomes the permanent site?
Yes, I'm sure.
Same here.
and the woman who chanted over my sperm...